英语校园广播稿
A: First,Lets learn some everyday English.
(首先，请跟我们一起学习日常用语 )
A. 问： What’s your telephone number?
答： It’s 8717398.
B. 问： What’s the time?几点了?
答： It’s 1…oclock..
It’s a quarter to 1
It’s a quarter past 1/2/3…
It’s half past1/2/3…
A.问：What’s the weather like today? 今天天气怎么样?
答：It’s sunny/cloudy/很晴朗/阴天。
A.问：What do you do at weekends?周末你干什么?
答：I often do my homework./watch TV/play computergames
我经常做作业/看电视/玩游戏。
A: Next I will tell you a joke. He Won(接下来，请听两则英语小笑话
A 1 Go ahead 去吧。
上英文课时小明想去厕所，跟老师说：May I go to WC?
老师说：Go ahead。小明就坐了下来。
过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to WC?
老师说：Go ahead。小明又坐了下来。
他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊!
B.2 Drunk 醉酒
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"
"Well, my son," his father replied, "Look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, "There's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的`年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警-察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”
孩子说，“那儿只有一个警-察呀!”
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