搞笑的英语绕口令
学习英语除了从骂人开始，还有一种方法就是学讲绕口令，下面是小编整理的搞笑的英语绕口令，欢迎阅读。
搞笑的英语绕口令
1. please, paul, pause for applause.
2. "shall i show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" shirley said to shelley.
3. do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?
4. canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.
5. bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
6. paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.
7. I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.
8. a snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.
9. It is a fine thing to sing in spring, i think.
10. famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.
11. I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of jazz.
12. In winter the weather in wales is wild.
13. I know. you know. I know that you know. I know that you know that i know.
14. mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.
15. peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
16.the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.
17.dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.
18.the cuckoo comes in april, and stays the month of may; sings a song at midsummer, and then goes away.
19.money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.
20.avery's army's armory.
21."what ails alex?" asks alice. "what ails alex?" asks alice. "what ails alex?" asks alice.
22.if assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me .
23.are archie and audrey's archery arrows as arty as artie's archery arrows?
24.ava ate eighty eggs. ava ate eighty eggs. ava ate eighty eggs.
25.all al's sly allies lie. all al's sly allies lie. all al's sly allies lie.
26. the small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.
27. bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.
28. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes.
29.if two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?
30.betty botter：betty botter bought a bit of butter. the butter betty botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter. but a bit of better butter makes batter better. so betty botter bought a bit of better butter, making betty botter's bitter batter better.
31.If you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
32.I’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.
33.I’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.
搞笑的英语绕口令（带翻译版）
1、A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw in the flue。
一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃跑吧！”就这样，它们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。
2、A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, “Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师：“吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢？”
3、All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can’t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I’ll have a cup of tea!
我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的'正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！
4、How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?
如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？
5、A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake。
湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。
6、A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk, and the stump thought the skunk stunk。
一只臭鼬坐在树墩上，臭鼬认为树墩发臭，而树墩又认为臭鼬发臭。
7、Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream。
桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。
8、We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
9、The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
10、Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”
11、He never saw a saw saw a saw。
他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。
第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子",第三个saw是动词"锯"。
12、2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）
13、Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
14、I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
15、 How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？
16、 Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a see
saw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
17、 If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧。
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