1. Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
智者解决问题，天才预防问题。
2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
宇宙中唯有两件事物是无限的：宇宙的大小与人的愚蠢。我不能确定的是宇宙的大小。
3. Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
科学是个美妙的东西——如果无须靠它维生的话。
4. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
世界上最让人难以理解的东西就是个人所得税。
5. I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
我确信上帝不玩赌博游戏。
6. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
现实不过是幻象，尽管这幻象挥之不去。
7. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
我从不去想未来。因为它来得已经够快的了。
8. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
妨碍我学习的唯一障碍就是我的教育。
9. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
一个从不犯错误的人，一定从来没有尝试过任何新鲜事物。
10. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
我不知道第三次世界大战会用哪些武器，但第四次世界大战中人们肯定用的是木棍和石块。