简短儿童英语小笑话

时间：2020-10-25 18:29:13 英语笑话我要投稿

简短儿童英语小笑话

　　简短儿童英语小笑话一：

简短儿童英语小笑话

　　Two Birds

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟

　　老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老师：请说说看。

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　简短儿童英语小笑话二：

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　简短儿童英语小笑话三：

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

　　Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

　　"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

【简短儿童英语小笑话】相关文章：