英语笑话 超搞笑

英语笑话 超搞笑

　　英语笑话 超搞笑一：

　　Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

　　Father: Of cause, it is.

　　Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.

　　Father(angrily): What? You------

　　英语笑话 超搞笑二：

　　Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I accompanied her to have fried cicadae(蝉). Habitually she rubbed her grease fingers on her real silk short gown. I held back (阻挡) her from doing it: " What do you want to do?" She was immediately on to (意识)her blame, replied at ease(从容): " I' m akimbo."

　　英语笑话 超搞笑三：

　　4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled (攀爬，争抢) for toys. His mum told him: “ You are older brother because you’re older than your (cousin) sister. You should give ground to her. ” Begin thought a little but maintained(坚持) : “ My sister must give ground to me when she grows older than I.” His uncle around overheard and said : “Such a thing hardly occurs.”

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