精彩英语笑话

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精彩英语笑话

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑话可以让我们变得快乐，英语笑话也是如此，今天我们就一起来看看精彩英语笑话吧!

精彩英语笑话

　　精彩英语笑话(一)

　　Cry

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

　　"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的.蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

　　"他已经吃完自己的了么?"

　　"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"

　　精彩英语笑话(二)

　　How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　中文翻译

　　"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

　　法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"

　　被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"

　　精彩英语笑话(三)

　　Goldfish

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold them!

　　斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

　　斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

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