愚人节幽默搞笑祝福语

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愚人节幽默搞笑祝福语

　　After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

愚人节幽默搞笑祝福语

　　饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?

　　Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?

　　今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

　　My love, you take my breath away.

　　What have you stepped in to smell this way?

　　爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，

　　你在哪沾上的一身臭气?

　　I want to feel your sweet embrace;

　　But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

　　我渴望你温柔的拥抱，

　　但别把你脸上的.面具摘掉。

　　I thought that I could love no other

　　–that is until I met your brother.

　　曾以为一生只爱你一个，

　　直到遇见你的二表哥。

　　Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!

　　因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!”

　　Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!

　　Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

　　心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

　　I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

　　Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

　　我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，

　　妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿!

　　I see your face when I am dreaming.

　　That’s why I always wake up screaming.

　　你的容颜依稀入梦境，

　　于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信

　　Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

　　This describes everything you are not.

　　善良、聪慧、多情而性感，

　　可惜这些你一条都不占。

　　Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

　　通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

　　Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!

　　沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

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