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英语阅读：他决定去看看发生了什么
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.
The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something."
The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
一个盲人带着导盲犬走进了一家杂货店的盲人。他走到店的中间，拿起狗的尾巴，狗开始摆在他头上转圈。这家商店的经理，他已经看到了这一切，觉得很奇怪。因此，他决定去看看发生了什么。商店经理走近盲人说，“请原谅我。我能帮你做些什么。”瞎子说，“不用谢。我只是随便看看。”
是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。
我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
先生要不别人都要。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要
你想让它再掉地上吗?
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
“Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?”
“What ”answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again? ”
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上吗?”
他在这里呆了整整两年。
An employment office was checking on an applicant’s list of references.“How long did this man work for you?” a former employer was asked.
“About four hours,” was the quickly reply.
“Why,he told us he’d been there a long time,” said the caller.
“Oh,yes,” answered the ex-employer,“He’s been here two years.”
一家公司的人事部门正在核查一份求职函的真实性,工作人员找到了函中提到的旧雇主,并问他:“这个人为你工作了多久?”
旧雇主马上回答:“大约四个钟头。”
工作人员有些吃惊,“什么?他说在你这里好久的。”
旧雇主说:“哼,不错,他在这里呆了整整两年。”
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