哲理幽默英语格言

1.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

2.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真知。

3.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

4.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

5.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

6.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

7.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永远也不会忘记我们在一起的日子。

8.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，个中滋味难以预料。

9.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.没有目标的生活就如同没有罗盘的航行。

10.love alone could waken love!只有爱才能唤醒爱！

11.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

12.love the neighbor. bu t don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

13.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

14.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

15.one flower does not make a spring一花独放不是春。

16.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因为她的美丽而爱她，而她却因为你的爱而美丽。

17.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

18.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

19.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

20.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

21.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

22.where there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。

23.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

 The great use of life is to spend it for something that overlasts it.( W. James )生命的最大用处是将它用于能比生命更长久的事物上。（詹姆斯） 

 The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. |( V. Hugo )生活中最大的幸福是坚信有人爱我们。（雨果）

 Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win? ( Lane Kirkland )不要认为取胜就是一切，更重要的`是要有信念。倘若你没有信念，那胜利又有什么意义呢？（柯克兰） 

 Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored. ( Lincoln )卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路，他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。（林肯） 

 Have an aim in life, or your energies will all be wasted. ( R. Peters )人生应该树立目标，否则你的精力会白白浪费。（彼得斯） 

 None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew.( Erasmus )只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活或自由。（伊拉斯漠） 

 What makes life dreary is the want of motive. (George Eliot )没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。（艾略特） 

 Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. ( S. Butler )生活是一种艺术，要在不充足的前提下得出充足的结论。（巴特勒） 

 Life is not all beer and skittles. ( T. Hughes )人生并非只是吃喝玩乐。（休斯） 

For man is man and master of his fate. ( A. Tennyson )人就是人，是自己命运的主人。（丁尼生）
 
 While there is one untrodden tractFor intellect or will.And men are free to think and act,Life is worth living. ( A. Austin )只要还有一块知识和意志尚未征服的领域，只要人们能自由思考和行动，生活就是值得的。（奥斯汀） 

 Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it.( I. Berlin )生活有百分之十在于你如何塑造它，有百分之九十在于你如何对待它。（柏林） 

 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.( Kierkergaard )只有向后才能理解生活；但要生活好，则必须向前看。（克尔凯郭尔）

 No man is useless in this world who lightens the burden of someone else. ( C. Dickens )在这个世界上能为别人减轻负担的人都是有用的。（狄更斯） 

 Life is measured by thought and action, not by time. ( J. Lubbock )衡量生命的尺度是思想和行为，而不是时间。（卢伯克）