万圣节中英文祝福短信「恶搞」
英文版
1.I know it’s horrible to ask but…could I borrow your face for Halloween?
2. IF you hear scraping at the window, don’t worry it’s only a branch. The zombies use them to reach the windows. Happy Halloween!
3. I ’m glad to have you as my GHOUL-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween from your loving xxx.
4. If you do not manage to see a ghost this Halloween, do not worry!
5. Just see yourself in the mirror and start making merry! Happy Halloween!
6. When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, Happy Halloween.
7. Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Halloween!
8. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Halloween!
9. Here are the happiest of wishes for a Halloween that will be happy in every way for someone like you. Happy Halloween!
10. It's Halloween,
Time To Dress Up In Your Crazy Costume
And Have That Party.
Tell Scary Stories And Beware,
The Ghosts Are Listening Too.
Enjoy Your Halloween To The Fullest.
11. Do You Wish To Look Upon
The Face Of Your Future Husband,
Or You Romantic Damsel?
Look Into The Mirror This Halloween Night
And You Will See Him Blowing Kisses To You.
Have A Wicked Halloween.
12. May This Halloween be as bright as ever!
May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you! May the festival of lights brighten up you life! Happy Halloween!
13. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
14. Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees. Tonight is Halloween! Happy Halloween!
15. On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park.
Happy Halloween!
16. May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way
And lead us together on the path of peace & social harmony. Wish You A Happy Halloween!
17. To drink the blood
And relish warm flesh
Come out my ghost
Without dread or fright
To the Graveyard No 13
On this very Halloween night
Happy Halloween!
中文版
1.黑夜降临，阴森的城堡，蝙蝠振翅划破黑夜，城堡上悬挂的那一个个南瓜灯幽幽地望着你，此时门铃骤响，朋友请开门吧……哈哈，不要怕。万圣节快乐哦!
2.工资是吝啬鬼，物价是大头鬼，房价是吸血鬼，心情是讨厌鬼，万圣节到了，快扔出你的`烦恼，让它们统统去见鬼!
3.喂!你身后站着个人，那是谁?!天哪，他还会跟着你转呢。哈哈...其实我想对你说：万圣节快乐!
4.万圣节要注意：为防止白日见鬼，出门要神出鬼没，穿得像人模鬼样，工作中鬼使神差，交谈时鬼话连篇，收到短信要神不知，鬼不觉!请相互转告!
5.开心鬼在写短信，幸福鬼在发短信，机灵鬼在转发短信，小气鬼在收藏短信。嘿嘿，万圣节里你是个什么鬼!
6.如果你有心愿藏在心里那就在万圣节里说出来吧，我保证它们都会实现的，至于是什么时候，鬼才知道!
7.你的背后有人!别动!看着屏幕，千万别回头，他一直都在守侯，守侯着你无意间的蓦然回首...哈哈，吓到你了吗?其实只是我想对你说：万圣节快乐!
8.平时是我对你的关心不够，现在我知道这是不对的，今天是万圣节，没有你在我身边，我感觉特别的孤单和害怕，你来陪我吧，有你在我就有安全感了，因为你。可以辟邪!哈哈!万圣节快乐!
9.今天万圣节，你只要按照我的方法做，就能知道你身边有没有鬼出没，首先沐浴更衣，然后一边在心中默念“我不怕鬼”一边照镜子，你就能在镜子里看到鬼了，你试试看，祝万圣节快乐!
10.把南瓜做成灯，将心里的‘鬼’驱赶;用扫帚把心里的魔，扫除心田;用黑猫的叫声，让‘鬼’远离你的身畔;用吉祥的咒语，祈祷一生平安;万圣节到了，祝你快乐相伴，幸福平安!
11.万圣节要到了，看看你达到了哪种富裕境界：第一境界是有钱能使鬼推磨，第二境界是有钱能使磨推鬼，第三境界是有磨能使鬼推钱，第四境界是有磨能使钱推鬼，第五境界是有鬼能使磨推钱，第六境界是有鬼能使钱推磨。如果不能对号入座，发财鬼将把你紧紧纠缠。
12.因为你有着魔鬼般的身材，天使般的笑容，我总是为你神魂颠倒，魂牵梦萦，魂不守舍。这不，我又神不知鬼不觉的，鬼使神差的给你发了一条短信，祝你万圣节快乐!
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