幽默哲理英文名言警句
1.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!
2.where there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。
3.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
4.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
5.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
7.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永远也不会忘记我们在一起的日子。
8.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，个中滋味难以预料。
9.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.没有目标的生活就如同没有罗盘的航行。
10.love alone could waken love!只有爱才能唤醒爱!
11.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
12.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的'邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
13.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
14.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
15.one flower does not make a spring一花独放不是春。
16.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因为她的美丽而爱她，而她却因为你的爱而美丽。
17.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
18.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
19.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
20.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
21.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
22.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真知。
23.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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