英文脑筋急转弯附答案

英文脑筋急转弯附答案（精选500个）

　　脑筋急转弯分类广泛，包括经典类，益智类，搞笑类，讽刺类，数学类，成人类，英语类，整人类，冷笑话类等等。还记得都学过哪些脑筋急转弯吗？下面是小编帮大家整理的英文脑筋急转弯附答案，供大家参考借鉴，希望可以帮助到有需要的朋友。

　　1、Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?Mom is closer, because dad is farther．

　　爸爸和妈妈谁和你更亲？妈妈更亲,因为爸爸更远。father父亲,音似farther更远

　　2、How many feet are there in a yard?It depends on how many people stand in the yard．

　　一码有多少英尺？这要看院子里站了多少人。

　　3、What clothing is always sad?Blue Jeans．

　　什么衣服总是伤感的？蓝色牛仔服。

　　4、How many legs do horses have?ix legs--forelegs in front and two in back．

　　马有几条腿？有六条腿,前面有前腿,后面有两条腿

　　5、What fruit is never found singly?A pear．

　　什么水果永远不会是单个的？是梨。音似 pair n．一对

　　6、Does any child like going to school?Every child likes going to school．Most of them justhate staying there before going home．

　　有没有小孩子喜欢上学？每个孩子都喜欢去学校,大部分的孩子只不过不喜欢在回家之前呆在那儿罢了。

　　7、Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?They make a little food go a long wag．

　　为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？因为它们脖子长,一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。

　　8、How can you make the door last?Make other things first．

　　怎样能使门经久耐用？先做其他的东西。

　　9、Whats the most difficult train to catch?The 12:50 train, because its ten to one if you catch it．

　　赶什么火车最不容易？是12点50分的火车,因为赶上它只有10比1的概率。

　　10、Why do people go to bed?Because the bed wont come to us．

　　人们为什么睡觉？因为床不会走向我们。

　　11、What letter do most people fear most?The letter E, because its the end of life．

　　大多数人最害怕什么字母？是字母E,因为它是“life”这个单词末尾的字母。“Its the end of life.”另一种理解是：它是生命的结束。

　　12、What two words contain thousands of letters?Post Office.

　　哪两个单词包含了所有的字母？邮局。

　　13、Whats the smallest room in the World?A mushroom.

　　世界上什么房间最小？是蘑菇。

　　14、What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?“Youre too young to smoke．”

　　工作时囱对小烟囱说些什么？“你还年轻,不该抽烟。”

　　15、How long is a shoe, usually?A little more than a foot long．

　　一般鞋有多长？　一英尺多一点。

　　16、Which can move faster, heat or cold?Heat, because you can catch cold．

　　冷和热谁跑得快？　热跑得快,因为你追得上冷。

　　17、What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

　　你耳朵里装的是什么大乐器?答案:鼓膜

　　18、Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret.

　　什么东西一个人吃太多，两个人吃刚刚好，三个人却什么都不吃?答案:一个秘密。

　　19、What person tried to make you smile most of the time?A photographer.

　　什么人总是试图让你微笑?答案:摄影师。

　　20、What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? 答案：An echo.(回声)

　　什么东西没有耳朵也能听到你的声音，没有嘴巴也能回答你?答案:回声

　　21、Why is writing called handwriting? 答案：If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

　　为什么书写被称为笔迹?答案:如果人们用脚写字，我们就得叫它“脚写”了。

　　22、If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? 答案：Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

　　如果世界上只有三个女孩，你认为她们会做什么?答案:其中两个人会聚在一起谈论另一个人。

　　23、When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? 答案：When you have a hole in your pocket.

　　什么时候你的口袋空了还能装东西?答案:当你口袋里有个洞的时候。

　　24、The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it? 答案：Darkness.

　　它越大，越不容易被看到。这是什么?答案:黑暗。

　　25、The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I? 答案：A hole.

　　你拿走的越多，我变得越强大。我是什么?答案:一个洞。

　　26、Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? 答案：A priest.(牧师)

　　谁可能娶了许多妻子却一辈子单身?答案:牧师

　　27、Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.

　　哪里总能找到幸福?在字典里。

　　28、What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕头)

　　什么东西无头比有头高?枕头

　　29、Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?答案：He cant read.

　　你为什么不登广告寻找你丢失的狗呢?答案:他不识字。

　　30、On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.

　　鸟的哪一边羽毛最多?外面的。

　　31、What is never used until its broken? 答案：An egg.

　　什么东西坏了才用?答案:鸡蛋。

　　32、Whats a skeleton?(骨架) 答案：Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

　　什么是骨骼?(骨架)答案:就是很多没有人的骨头!

　　33、What is dark but made by light? 答案：A shadow.

　　什么东西是黑暗的，却由光构成?答案:影子。

　　34、What can you break with only one word? 答案：Silence.

　　什么东西只用一个词就能打破?答案:安静。

　　35、What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案：The light.

　　什么东西不管你把它扑灭多少次都呆在室内?答案:光。

　　36、A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why? 答案：Because the truck driver was walking.

　　一个警察看到一个卡车司机在单行道上逆行，但没有给他开罚单。为什么?答案:因为卡车司机在走路。

　　37、Where can milk be best stored? 答案：In a cow.

　　牛奶最好储存在哪里?答案:在奶牛里。

　　38、Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

　　冷热哪个运动得更快?答案:热，因为你很容易感冒。

　　39、Whats the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案：The ice.

　　学滑冰最难的是什么?答案:冰。

　　40、What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 答案：A map.

　　什么城市没有房子，河流没有水，森林没有树?答案:地图。

　　41、What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 答案：The temperature.

　　什么东西可以测量，但没有长度、宽度和厚度?答案:温度。

　　42、为什么有的果树生长十几年也不接一个苹果？答案：那不是一颗苹果树

　　Why do some fruit trees grow for more than ten years without picking an apple? Answer: Thats not an apple tree

　　43、蓝色的笔能写出红字吗？答案：写个红字当然可以

　　Can a blue pen write red letters? Answer: Writing a red letter is certainly possible

　　44、黑人和白人生下的婴儿，牙齿是什么颜色的。答案：婴儿还没有长牙齿

　　What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people. Answer: The baby has not yet grown teeth

　　45、一次考试中，一对同桌交了一模一样的考卷，但老师认为他们肯定没有作弊，这是为什么？答案：都是白卷

　　In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical examination papers, but the teacher thought that they certainly did not cheat. Why? Answer: They are all white papers

　　46、小花站起来同饭桌一样高，两年之后，反而在桌子下活动自如，为什么？答案：小花是一条狗

　　Xiaohua stands as tall as the dining table, but after two years, she can move freely under the table. Why? Answer: Xiaohua is a dog

　　47、幼儿园放学了，但却没有一个小朋友从大门出去，是怎么回事呢？答案：大门正在检修，请走测门

　　The kindergarten has finished school, but no child has left through the gate. Whats going on? Answer: The gate is currently under maintenance, please proceed to test the gate

　　48、北京王府井步行街上来往最多的是什么人？答案：行人

　　Who are the people who come and go the most on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: Pedestrians

　　49、小杰在教室外捡到一只皮夹，为什么不交到老师那里？答案：是自己的

　　Xiaojie found a wallet outside the classroom, why didnt he hand it over to the teacher? Answer: Its my own

　　50、明明是个近视眼，也是个出名的馋小子，在他面前放一堆书，书后放一个苹果，你说他会先看什么？答案：什么都看不见

　　Although he is nearsighted, he is also a famous gluttonous kid. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book. What do you think he will read first? Answer: I cant see anything

　　51、上课铃声东响了，却没有一个同学在教室里，怎么回事？答案：上的是体育课

　　The class bell rang in the east, but there were no students in the classroom. Whats going on? Answer: I attended physical education class

　　52、大龙家今晚的电视为什么只有图像，没有声音？答案：上演的是哑剧

　　Why does Dalongs TV tonight only have images and no sound? Answer: The performance is a mime

　　53、几个学生排队上校车。4个学生的前面有4个学生，4个学生的后面有4个学生，4个学生的中间也有4个学生。请问一共有几个学生？答案：8个

　　Several students lined up to board the school bus. There are 4 students in front of 4 students, 4 students behind 4 students, and 4 students in the middle of 4 students. How many students are there in total? Answer: 8

　　54、台北车站前面是忠孝西路，请问左右两边是什么路？答案：柏油路马路。

　　In front of Taipei Station is Zhongxiao West Road. May I ask which roads are on both sides? Answer: Asphalt road.

　　55、世上什么东西比天更高？答案：心比天高

　　What is higher than heaven in the world? Answer: Heart is higher than the sky

　　56、有一匹马，它向南走5步，向北走3步，又向西跑了10步，请问最后它的尾巴朝什么地方？答案：朝地

　　There is a horse that goes 5 steps south, 3 steps north, and then 10 steps west. Where does its tail end up? Answer: Facing the ground

　　57、为了怕身材走样，结婚后不生孩子的美女怎么称呼？答案：绝代佳人

　　What do you call a beautiful woman who doesnt have children after getting married in order to avoid losing her figure? Answer: A peerless beauty

　　58、什么书买不到？答案：遗书

　　What book cant be bought? Answer: Testament

　　59、这个东东，左看像电灯，右看也像电灯，和电灯没什么两样。但它就是不会亮，這是啥东东呢？答案：坏掉的电灯

　　This thing looks like an electric light to the left and also like an electric light to the right, not much different from an electric light. But it just wont light up, what is this thing? Answer: A broken light bulb

　　60、老李刚理完发，便要求理发师将他的头发“中分”，理发师却说做不到，为什么？答案：理发师给老他剃了光头

　　As soon as Lao Li finished getting his hair cut, he asked the barber to "split his hair in the middle", but the barber said he couldnt do it. Why? Answer: The barber shaved the old mans head

　　61、大家都不想得到的是什么？答案：得病

　　What is it that nobody wants? Answer: Getting sick

　　62、小李昨天在客户面前骂总经理是笨蛋，结果小李被开除了，为什么？答案：因为小李泄露了公司的最高机密

　　Yesterday, Xiao Li called the general manager a fool in front of a client, and as a result, Xiao Li was fired. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Li leaked the companys top secret

　　63、为什么警察要系白皮带？答案：不系皮带裤子会掉下来

　　Why do police officers wear white belts? Answer: If you dont fasten your belt, your pants will fall off

　　64、地球上什么东西每天要走的距离最远？ 答案：地球（地球每天自转一周为四百万公里）

　　What on Earth has to travel the farthest distance every day? Answer: Earth (the Earth rotates once a day for four million kilometers)

　　65、什么东西人们都不喜欢吃？ 答案：吃亏

　　What do people not like to eat? Answer: Losing money

　　66、小涵的妈妈熨烫衣服，一件衣服要五分钟，一条裤子要三分钟，现在有三件小衣服，一条裤子，小涵的妈妈要几分钟才能全部熨烫完？答案：18分钟

　　Xiaohans mother ironed clothes in five minutes for one piece of clothing and three minutes for one pair of pants. Now there are three pieces of clothing and one pair of pants, how many minutes does Xiaohans mother need to iron them all? Answer: 18 minutes

　　67、为什么好马不吃回头草？答案：后面的草全吃没了。

　　Why dont good horses eat weeds? Answer: All the grass behind is gone.

　　68、我不会轻功，反一只脚搭在鸡蛋上，鸡蛋却不会破，这是为什么？答案：另一只脚站在地上

　　I dont know how to use lightness skills. I put one foot on an egg, but the egg doesnt break. Why is that? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground

　　69、为什么黑人喜欢吃白色巧克力？答案： 害怕咬到自己的手

　　Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: Afraid of biting your own hand

　　70、有两个面的盒子吗？ 答案： 有！里面和外面

　　Is there a box with two sides? Answer: Yes! Inside and outside

　　71、大象为什么会有那么长的鼻子？答案：他爱说谎

　　Why do elephants have such long trunks? Answer: He loves to lie

　　72、在一次监察严密的考试中，有两个学生交了一模一样的考卷。主考官发现后，却并没有认为他们作弊，这是什么原因？答案：二张考卷交得都是白卷

　　In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in identical examination papers. What is the reason why the examiner did not consider them cheating after discovering it? Answer: Both exam papers were submitted as blank papers

　　73、有卖的，没买的，每天卖了不少的答案：门坎

　　What sells, what doesnt buy, sells a lot every day. Answer: Threshold

　　74、每对夫妻在生活中都有一个绝对的共同点，那是什么？答案：就是同年同月同日结婚

　　What is the absolute commonality between every couple in life? Answer: It means getting married on the same day of the same year, month, and month

　　75、查理为什么说他的家是凑起来的答案：因为爸爸妈妈和查理分别出生于不同的地方。

　　Why does Charlie say his home is made up? Answer: Because his parents and Charlie were born in different places.

　　76、阿呆开车去动物园玩，动物园很近，他的路并没有走错，为何却总到不了目的地？答案：早开过了

　　Dumb drove to the zoo to play. The zoo was very close, and he didnt take the wrong route. Why cant he always reach his destination? Answer: It has already been opened

　　77、小明有很厉害的胃病，可他每天总往牙科跑，这是为什么？答案：小明是牙科医生

　　Xiao Ming has a severe stomach disease, but he always runs to the dentist every day. Why is that? Answer: Xiaoming is a dentist

　　78、在一间房子里，有油灯，暖炉及壁炉。现在，想要将三个器具点燃，可是你只有一根火柴。请问首先应该点哪一样？ 答案：火柴

　　In a room, there are oil lamps, heaters, and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three utensils, but you only have one match. May I ask which one to order first? Answer: Matches

　　79、什么人骗别人也骗自己？答案：骗子

　　Who deceives others and also deceives themselves? Answer: Scammers

　　80、平时吃晚饭都是爸爸洗碗，可今天爸爸为什么吃完饭却不洗碗？答案：今天在饭馆里吃的饭

　　Usually, my dad washes the dishes for dinner, but why didnt he wash the dishes after finishing his meal today? Answer: The meal I had at the restaurant today

　　81、请仔细想一想，你所见到的最大影子是什么？答案：地球的影子，即每天的晚上

　　Please think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have seen? Answer: The shadow of the Earth, that is, every night

　　82、小红口袋里原有10个铜钱，但它们都掉了，请问小红口袋里还剩下什么？ 答案：一个洞

　　There were originally 10 copper coins in Xiaohong Pocket, but they all fell off. What else is left in Xiaohong Pocket? Answer: A hole

　　83、华盛顿小时候砍倒他父亲的樱桃树时，他父亲为什么不马上处罚他？答案：因为他手头上还有斧头

　　Why didnt Washington punish him immediately when he chopped down his fathers cherry tree when he was a child? Answer: Because he still has an axe on hand

　　84、法王路易十四被砍头后他的儿子当了什么？答案：孤儿

　　What did Louis XIVs son become after he was beheaded? Answer: Orphans

　　85、华先生有个本领，那就是能让见到他的人，都会自动手心朝上。这是怎么回事？ 答案：因为他是个中医

　　Mr. Hua has a skill of making people who see him automatically turn their palms up. Whats going on here? Answer: Because he is a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner

　　86、什么东西咬牙切齿？ 答案：拉链

　　What is it that grinds its teeth? Answer: Zipper

　　87、什么英文字母最多人喜欢听？ 答案：cd

　　What English letter is most popular to listen to? Answer: CD

　　88、一只候鸟从南方飞到北方要用一个小时，而从北方飞到南方则需二个半小时，为什么呢？ 答案： 两个半小时不就是一个小时吗

　　Why does it take an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, and two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south? Answer: Isnt two and a half hours just an hour

　　89、小丽和妈妈买了8个苹果，妈妈让小丽把这些苹果装进5个口袋中，每个口袋里都是双数，你能做到吗？ 答案：每条口袋各装2个苹果，最后将所有4条口袋装进第5条口袋

　　Xiaoli and her mother bought 8 apples. Her mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples into 5 pockets, each with an even number. Can you do it? Answer: Each pocket contains 2 apples, and finally put all 4 pockets into the 5th pocket

　　90、一个人去网吧，碰上一个同学带着两个朋友，各带着4个小孩，小孩个带着2个朋友，问多少人去网吧？答案：一个人，其它人没说去。

　　A person goes to an internet cafe and meets a classmate with two friends, each with four children, and each child with two friends. How many people go to the internet cafe? Answer: One person, no one else said to go.

　　91、你能做、我能做、大家都能做，一个人能做、两个人不能一起做。这是做什么？ 答案：做梦

　　You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, two people cannot do it together. What is this for? Answer: Dreaming

　　92、任何人必须去的地方是哪里？ 答案：厕所

　　Where is the place that anyone must go? Answer: Toilet

　　93、早晨醒来，每个人都要做的第一件事是什么？ 答案： 睁开眼睛

　　What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes

　　94、贝儿的妈妈从外地买回一种鱼，无论放多长时间也不会臭。为什么？答案：木鱼

　　Belles mother bought a type of fish from out of town that doesnt smell bad no matter how long its kept. Why? Answer: Wooden fish

　　95、小张开车，不小心撞上电线杆发生车祸，警察到达时车上有个死人，小张说这与他无关，警察也相信了，为什么？答案：小张开灵车

　　Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally hit a power pole, causing a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed him. Why? Answer: Little opening of the hearse

　　96、偷什么不犯法？答案：偷笑

　　What is not illegal to steal? Answer: Secretly laughing

　　97、小琪从事美容工作已经很多年了，为什么连个眼影都画不好？答案：他是给汽车美容。

　　Xiao Qi has been engaged in beauty work for many years. Why cant she even paint eye shadow well? Answer: He provides car beauty services.

　　98、三个孩子吃三个饼要用3分钟，九十个孩子九十个饼要用多少时间？答案：也是三分钟，九十个孩子同时吃

　　How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes, and for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: It also takes three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time

　　99、有个人说用牙齿可以判断……答案：牙可以嚼出肉的老嫩

　　Someone said that teeth can be used to judge... Answer: Teeth can chew out the tender and tender flesh

　　100、什么东西在倒立之后会增加一半？答案：数目字6

　　What will increase by half after being inverted? Answer: Number 6

　　101、满满一杯酒，如何才能先喝到杯底的酒呢？答案：用吸管

　　How can a glass of wine be filled to the bottom first? Answer: Use a straw

　　102、为什么有人会跳比巴黎铁塔还要高呢？答案：因为巴黎铁塔不会跳。

　　Why would someone jump higher than the Eiffel Tower in Paris? Answer: Because the Eiffel Tower does not jump.

　　103、少女们的偶像如果不幸因车祸而成了植物人，那么影迷们会怎样呢？答案：帅呆了

　　What would happen to movie fans if their idols unfortunately become vegetative due to a car accident? Answer: Handsome

　　104、郑成功的母亲可能叫什么？答案：郑失败（失败是成功之母）

　　What may be the name of Zheng Chenggongs mother? Answer: Zheng failed (failure is the mother of success)

　　105、地球上什么地方温度最高？答案：地球的中心

　　Where on Earth has the highest temperature? Answer: The center of the Earth

　　106、一个公鸡在尖尖的房子上下了一个蛋，它会往哪边掉呢？答案：公鸡是不会生蛋的。

　　If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed house, which way will it fall? Answer: Roosters do not lay eggs.

　　107、哥哥买了3袋米，弟弟买了2袋米，回家后他们把米放在1只大袋里，现在他们有几袋米？答案：1袋米

　　The older brother bought 3 bags of rice, and the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice. After returning home, they put the rice in a large bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer: 1 bag of rice

　　108、生米煮成了熟饭该怎么办？答案：开饭吧

　　What should I do when raw rice is cooked into cooked rice? Answer: Lets have dinner

　　109、身份证掉了怎么力？ 答案： 捡起来

　　How can I handle losing my ID card? Answer: Pick it up

　　110、艺人方芳和方芳芳有什么关系？答案：一个是方的平方一个是方的立方。

　　What is the relationship between artist Fang Fang and Fang Fangfang? Answer: One is the square of a square and the other is the cube of a square.

　　111、为什么小明能一只手让车子停下来？答案：车子是出租车

　　Why can Xiaoming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi

　　112、小明的肚子快要涨破了，他为什么还要不听的喝水？答案：小明掉进河里了，他不会游泳

　　Xiao Mings belly is about to burst, why is he still drinking water without listening? Answer: Xiaoming fell into the river. He cant swim

　　113、今天下午到旺角看电影，到了旺角，半个人也看不見，为什么？答案：没半个人

　　I went to Mong Kok to watch a movie this afternoon, but when I arrived, I couldnt see anyone. Why? Answer: Not a single person

　　114、请龟兔赛跑，请猪来当裁判，请问龟兔谁会赢？答案：不能说！说的人是猪…

　　Please let the turtle and rabbit race, and let the pig be the referee. Who will win, turtle and rabbit? Answer: I cant say it! The person mentioned is a pig

　　115、什么动物你打死了它，却流了你的血？答案：蚊子

　　What animal did you kill but still shed your blood on? Answer: Mosquitoes

　　116、小明家住在五楼，可是电梯坏了，他自己也没有走楼梯，他却上了五楼回到家里，这可能吗？答案：妈妈背着他上的楼

　　Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator broke down and he didnt take the stairs himself. He went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? Answer: Mom carried him upstairs

　　117、小明骑自行车骑了十公里，但周围的景物始终没有变化。为什么？答案：因为他骑的健身车

　　Xiao Ming rode his bicycle for ten kilometers, but the surrounding scenery remained unchanged. Why? Answer: Because he rides a fitness bike

　　118、警察面对两名歹徒，但他只剩下一颗子弹，他对歹徒说：谁动就打谁，结果没动的反而挨子弹，为什么？ 答案：因为不动较好打

　　The police faced two criminals, but he only had one bullet left. He said to the criminals, Whoever moves, hit whoever. However, the one who didnt move was actually shot. Why? Answer: Because its better to play without moving

　　119、什么东西嘴里没有舌头答案：茶壶嘴

　　What doesnt have a tongue in its mouth? Answer: Teapot spout

　　120、国有国法，家有家规，那动物园里有啥规？答案：乌龟。

　　If there are national laws and regulations, what are the rules in the zoo? Answer: Turtle.

　　121、米奇吃下了药，但忘了把药摇匀，达不到最佳效果，他该如何补救？答案：不停地翻跟头

　　Mickey took the medicine, but forgot to shake it evenly, which did not achieve the best effect. How should he remedy it? Answer: Keep flipping over

　　122、什么时候有人敲门，你绝不会说请进？答案：上厕所的时候

　　When someone knocks on the door, would you never say come in? Answer: When using the restroom

　　123、一斤棉花和一斤铁块哪一样比较重？答案：一样重

　　Which is heavier, one pound of cotton or one pound of iron? Answer: Same weight

　　124、猫和猪有何区别？答案：一种是宠物，一种是食物

　　What is the difference between cats and pigs? Answer: One is a pet, and the other is food

　　125、不管长得多像的双胞胎，都会有人分得出来，这人是谁？答案：他们自己

　　No matter how similar the twins look, someone will tell who they are? Answer: They themselves

　　126、拿着鸡蛋丟石头，但鸡蛋却没破，为什么？答案：一只手拿着鸡蛋，另一只手丟石头，鸡蛋当然不会破

　　Throwing an egg at a stone, but the egg doesnt break. Why? Answer: With one hand holding an egg and the other hand throwing a stone, the egg will certainly not break

　　127、用什么擦地最干净？答案：用力

　　What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? Answer: Apply force

　　128、用椰子和西瓜打头哪一个比较疼？答案：头比较疼

　　Which is more painful to use coconut or watermelon as a starting point? Answer: My head hurts a lot

　　129、一对健康夫妇，为什么生出只有一只右眼的婴儿？答案：每个人都只有一只右眼

　　Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone only has one right eye

　　130、连续剧西游记中，谁最历害又聪明？答案：编剧

　　Who is the most mischievous and intelligent in the TV series Journey to the West? Answer: Screenwriter

　　131、小王是一名优秀士兵，一天他在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？答案：因为他正在瞄准

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day while he was on duty, he saw an enemy quietly approaching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Because he is aiming

　　132、小明吃麻辣面，加了胡椒又加辣椒，你猜他还会加什么东西？答案：鼻涕和眼泪

　　Xiao Ming eats Spicy hot noodles with pepper and pepper. What else would he add? Answer: Snot and tears

　　133、几个孩子在分一些糖果，分来分去不平均。如果每个人得3粒，还剩7粒；如果每个人得5粒，又少了3粒。请问一共有几个孩子？几粒糖？答案：5孩子，22颗糖果

　　Several children are dividing some candies unevenly. If each person gets 3 pills, there are still 7 pills left; If each person gets 5 pills, they lose 3 pills. How many children are there in total? How many candies? Answer: 5 children, 22 candies

　　134、为什么结婚要请客吃饭，办丧事也要请客吃饭？答案：前面宣布家里多了一个人吃饭后面宣布家里少了一个人吃

　　Why should we treat guests to meals when getting married, and also treat guests to meals when handling funerals? Answer: It was announced earlier that there was one more person eating at home, and later it was announced that there was one less person eating at home

　　135、教室中为什么要有讲台？答案：提高老师的地位

　　Why is there a podium in the classroom? Answer: Enhance the status of teachers

　　136、小花站起来同饭桌一样高，两年之后，反而能在桌子下活动自如，为什么？答案：小花是一条狗

　　Xiaohua stands as tall as the dining table, but after two years, she can move freely under the table. Why? Answer: Xiaohua is a dog

　　137、什么雨可以淋死人？答案：枪林弹雨

　　What kind of rain can kill people? Answer: A barrage of bullets and gunfire

　　138、小明的妈妈有三个儿子，大独生子叫大明，二儿子叫二明，三儿子叫什么？答案：当然叫小明

　　Xiaomings mother has three sons. The eldest son is named Daming, the second son is named Erming, and what is the name of the third son? Answer: Of course, its called Xiaoming

　　139、在一个夜黑风高的夜晚，小明遇见一个鬼，那个鬼落荒而逃，为什么？答案：胆小鬼

　　On a dark and windy night, Xiaoming encountered a ghost who fled in panic. Why? Answer: Cowardly

　　140、什么布切不断？答案：瀑布

　　What continuous fabric cutting? Answer: Waterfall

　　141、为什么青蛙可以跳得比树高？答案：树不会跳

　　Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees cannot jump

　　142、王小明要跳水了！可是为什么围观的群众愈来愈多，却没有人想救他？答案：该地正在举行跳水比赛他是参赛选手之一

　　Wang Xiaoming is going to dive! But why are there more and more onlookers, but no one wants to save him? Answer: There is a diving competition being held in the area, and he is one of the participants

　　143、一只凶猛的饿猫，看到老鼠，为何拔腿就跑？ 答案：跑去追老鼠

　　Why does a fierce hungry cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer: Running to chase after mice

　　144、胖妞生病时，最怕别人来探病时说什么？答案：多保重身体

　　When a chubby girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when others come to visit her? Answer: Take good care of your health

　　145、什么桥下没水？ 答案：立交桥

　　What bridge doesnt have water under? Answer: Overpass

　　146、什么东西不能用放大镜放大？答案：角度

　　What cannot be magnified with a magnifying glass? Answer: Angle

　　147、有个人走独木桥，前面来了一只老虎，后面来了只熊，这个人是怎么过去的？答案：晕过去了

　　A person walked on a single plank bridge, with a tiger in front and a bear behind. How did this person get there? Answer: I fainted

　　148、有两个面的盒子吗？答案：有！里面和外面

　　Is there a box with two sides? Answer: Yes! Inside and outside

　　149、哪颗牙最后长出来？ 答案： 假牙

　　Which tooth will grow out last? Answer: Dentures

　　150、有一艘船限载50人，船上已有49人后，再加上一個孕妇上了船，为什么船沉入了海中？答案：那是一艘潜水艇

　　Why did a ship sink into the sea when it had a maximum capacity of 50 people and already had 49 people on board, plus a pregnant woman? Answer: That is a submarine

　　151、下雨都怕淋，可是有的雨大家都喜欢淋，为什么？答案：淋浴

　　Even people are afraid of getting wet when it rains, but some people like to get wet when it rains. Why? Answer: Shower

　　152、有人说吃鱼可避免患近视眼，为什么？答案：你见过猫戴眼睛

　　Some people say that eating fish can prevent myopia, why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes

　　153、六岁的小明总是喜欢把家里的闹钟整坏，妈妈为什么总是让不会修理钟表的爸爸代为修理？答案：妈妈让爸爸修理小明

　　Six year old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who doesnt know how to repair clocks, to do it for him? Answer: Mom asked Dad to fix Xiaoming

　　154、什么东西天气越热，它爬的越高？答案：漫度计

　　What is it that climbs higher the hotter the weather? Answer: Comic meter

　　155、小李一边刷牙，一边嘴里还悠闲的吹着口哨，为什么？答案：小李刷的是假牙，他把假牙拿下来刷，所以能吹口哨。

　　Xiao Li is brushing his teeth while leisurely whistling in his mouth. Why? Answer: Xiao Li brushes his dentures, and he takes them off to brush, so he can whistle.

　　156、哪儿的海不产鱼？答案：辞海

　　Where doesnt the sea produce fish? Answer: Cihai

　　157、一个被指控的人，在其清白无辜被证明之前，他是有罪的。他是什么人？答案：被告

　　An accused person is guilty until their innocence is proven. Who is he? Answer: Defendant

　　158、农夫养了10头牛，为什么只有19只角？答案：因为一只是犀牛

　　The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: Because one is a rhinoceros

　　159、在船上见得最多的是什么？答案：水

　　What is the most commonly seen thing on a ship? Answer: Water

　　160、把24个人按5人排列，排城6行，该怎样排？答案：排成正六边形即可

　　How should 24 people be arranged in rows of 5 and 6 in the city? Answer: Just form a regular hexagon

　　161、一场大雨，忙着耕种的农人纷纷走避，却仍有一人不走，为什么？答案：它是稻草人

　　In a heavy rain, farmers busy with farming fled one after another, but there was still one person who didnt leave. Why? Answer: It is a scarecrow

　　162、在一间房子里，有油灯，暖炉及壁炉。现在，想要将三个器具点燃，可是你只有一根火柴。请问首先应该点哪一样？答案：火柴

　　In a room, there are oil lamps, heaters, and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three utensils, but you only have one match. May I ask which one to order first? Answer: Matches

　　163、早餐时，大妹吵着要吃蒸蛋，小妹则说要吃煎蛋，妈妈出来打圆场，说了一句话，却让大妹直说妈妈偏心，请问妈妈说了什么？答案：不要争了

　　At breakfast, the older sister was clamoring for steamed eggs, while the younger sister said she wanted fried eggs. Mom came out to try to smooth things out and said something, but the older sister insisted that Mom was biased. What did Mom say? Answer: Dont argue anymore

　　164、如果你有一只下金蛋的母鸡，你该怎么办？答案：不要再做梦了

　　What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Stop dreaming

　　165、墙壁上爬着三只壁虎，一只壁虎掉下后没多久，另外两只也跟着掉下来，到底发生什么事情？答案：因为一只在打瞌睡，另两只拍手叫好，也掉下来了

　　There are three geckos crawling on the wall. Not long after one gecko fell, the other two also fell down. What happened? Answer: Because one was dozing off, the other two clapped their hands and cheered, but also fell off

　　166、为什么太阳天天都比人起的早？答案：因为：人比太阳睡的晚！

　　Why does the sun wake up earlier than humans every day? Answer: Because people sleep later than the sun!

　　167、马路上发生车祸碰撞事件，当警察立刻赶往时虽然司机全力相助，一人却已死亡。依司机的说法，此人并非死于车祸，而是因肺癌丧命。因同坐车的只有司机和死者二人，根本没有目击者；但是，警察却立刻明白，司机并没有说谎。这是为什么？答案：因为此司机是以灵柩车运送这位死于肺癌的人

　　A car accident and collision occurred on the road. When the police rushed to the scene, despite the drivers full assistance, one person had already died. According to the driver, this person did not die in a car accident, but due to lung cancer. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because this driver transported the person who died of lung cancer in a hearse

　　168、东东养的鸽子在明明家下了一个蛋，请问这个蛋应属于谁的？答案：鸽子的

　　Dongdongs pigeon laid an egg at Mingmings house. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: Pigeons

　　169、三个孩子吃三个饼要用3分钟，九十个孩子九十个饼要用多少时间？答案：也是三分钟，九十个孩子同时吃

　　How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes, and for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: It also takes three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time

　　170、为什么一瓶标明剧毒的药对人却无害？ 答案：只要你不去喝它

　　Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly toxic harmless to humans? Answer: As long as you dont drink it

　　171、什么时候四减三会等于五？ 答案：四个角的东西切去一个角

　　When will four minus three equal five? Answer: Cut off one corner of something with four corners

　　172、小明在一场激烈木仓战后，身中数弹，血流如注，然而他仍能精神百倍地回家吃饭，为什么？ 答案：他在拍戏

　　After a fierce battle in the wooden warehouse, Xiao Ming was hit several times and his blood flowed profusely. However, he was still able to come home refreshed and eat. Why? Answer: He is filming a movie

　　173、有一只毛毛虫要过河，前面没有桥，问它是怎么过去的答案：变成蝴蝶飞过去

　　There is a caterpillar trying to cross the river, but there is no bridge ahead. When asked how it got there, the answer is: it turned into a butterfly and flew over

　　174、冰变成水最快的方法是什么？答案：去掉两点水

　　What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? Answer: Remove two points of water

　　175、什么东西使人哭笑不得？ 答案： 口罩

　　What makes people laugh and cry? Answer: Masks

　　176、有个刚生下的婴儿，有两个小孩和他是同年同月同日生的，而且是同一对父母生的，但他们不是双胞胎，这可能吗？答案：三胞胎

　　There is a newborn baby with two children born to the same parents in the same year, month, and day, but they are not twins. Is this possible? Answer: Triplets

　　177、请问世界上什么东西最大？答案：眼皮。眼睛看世界，眼皮包眼睛。

　　May I ask what is the largest thing in the world? Answer: Eyelids. Eyes see the world, eyelids cover the eyes.

　　178、两个人住在一个胡同里，只隔几步路，他们同在一个工厂上班，但每天出门上班，却总一个向左，一个向右，为什么？ 答案：他们住对门

　　Two people live in the same alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, one always turns left and the other turns right. Why? Answer: They live across the street

　　179、好心的约翰去世了，天使要带他上天堂，为什么他坚决不肯去？答案：他有恐高症

　　Well intentioned John has passed away, and an angel wants to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go? Answer: He has acrophobia

　　180、有一座独木桥承重80公斤，请问一个体重70公斤并带着两个重量均为10公斤的铁球的人如何在桥上通过？答案：颠着球

　　There is a single wooden bridge that can bear 80 kilograms. How can a person weighing 70 kilograms and carrying two iron balls weighing 10 kilograms each pass over the bridge? Answer: Shake the ball

　　181、猴子每分钟能掰一个玉米，在果园里，一只猴子5分钟能掰几个玉米？答案：没掰到一个

　　A monkey can break one corn per minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? Answer: I didnt manage to break one up

　　182、有一种地方专门教坏人，但没有一个警察敢对它采取行动加以扫荡。这是什么地方 答案：看守所

　　There is a place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police officer dares to take action to sweep it away. What is this place? Answer: Detention center

　　183、报纸上登的消息不一定百分之百是真的，但什么消息绝对假不了？答案：报纸上的年、月、日

　　News published in newspapers may not necessarily be 100% true, but what information can never be false? Answer: The year, month, and day in the newspaper

　　184、一个人的前面放了一本又厚又宽的大书，他想跨过去可怎么也跨不过去，你知道这是什么原因吗？ 答案： 因为书就放在墙角

　　A person placed a thick and wide book in front of him, but he couldnt cross it no matter what. Do you know the reason for this? Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner of the wall

　　185、老师出了一道作文，题目是“假如我是个董事长”，同学都用心在写，为什么小强不动手？答案：他在等秘书替他写

　　The teacher wrote an essay titled If I were a Chairman, and all the classmates were putting their hearts into it. Why didnt Xiaoqiang take action? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write for him

　　186、人的长寿秘诀是什么？答案：保持呼吸，不要断气

　　What is the secret to human longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and dont stop breathing

　　187、铁放在屋外露天会生锈，那么金子呢？ 答案： 会被偷走

　　Iron rusts when left outdoors, but what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen

　　188、针掉到大海怎么办？ 答案： 再买一颗

　　What should I do if a needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one

　　189、什么动物你打死了它，却流了你的血？ 答案：蚊子

　　What animal did you kill but still shed your blood on? Answer: Mosquitoes

　　190、小李的英文水平不太好，可为什么她还能跟她的外国同事沟通的很顺畅？答案：外国同事中文很好，她们用中文交流

　　Xiao Lis English proficiency is not very good, but why can she still communicate smoothly with her foreign colleagues? Answer: Foreign colleagues speak Chinese very well and communicate in Chinese

　　191、汽车在右转弯时，哪只轮胎不转？ 答案： 备用胎

　　Which tire does not turn when a car is turning right? Answer: Spare tire

　　192、有八个苹果装一个筐里，八个小孩每人一个，最后一看，筐里还剩了一个，为什么？答案：有一个孩子手里拿着筐装苹果

　　There are eight apples in a basket, one for each of the eight children. At last glance, there is only one left in the basket. Why? Answer: There is a child holding a basket of apples in his hand

　　193、有人经常从十米高的地方不带任何安全装置跳下，为什么？答案：高台跳水

　　Why do people often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety devices? Answer: High platform diving

　　194、一百个男人无法抬起的物体，却有一女子可单手举起，此物体究竟为何？答案：一颗鸡蛋（仅仅一个鸡蛋，100个人没法抬）

　　Why is there a woman who can lift an object that one hundred men cannot lift with one hand? Answer: One egg (just one egg, 100 people cant lift it)

　　195、船边挂着软梯，离海面2米，海水每小时上涨半米，几个小时海水能淹没软梯？答案：水涨船高，所以永远不会淹没软梯。

　　There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters away from the sea surface. The sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can the sea water submerge the soft ladder? Answer: The tide rises, so the ladder will never be submerged.

　　196、全世界最大的蕃薯长在哪里？答案：土里

　　Where does the worlds largest sweet potato grow? Answer: In the soil

　　197、世界上最高的峰叫什么峰？答案：高峰

　　What is the highest peak in the world called? Answer: Peak

　　198、小杰最爱吹牛，但是为什么他说大家都说他讲话很实在？答案：那是他自己说的

　　Xiaojie loves to brag the most, but why does he say that everyone says he speaks very honestly? Answer: Thats what he said himself

　　199、后脑勺受伤的人怎样睡觉？答案：闭着眼睛睡觉

　　How do people with back of the head injuries sleep? Answer: Sleeping with eyes closed

　　200、醉鬼是什么人？答案：宣布自己没醉的人

　　Who is a drunkard? Answer: People who declare themselves not drunk

　　201、整天整天在大街上逛悠并且特爱“管闲事”的家伙是谁？答案：交通警

　　Who is the guy who wanders around the streets all day and loves to meddle in other peoples affairs? Answer: Traffic police

　　202、最简单的长寿之道是什么？答案：呼吸保持顺畅。

　　What is the simplest way to live a long life? Answer: Keep breathing smooth.

　　203、请问英语有多少个字母？答案：没有字母是中文

　　How many letters are there in English? Answer: No letters are in Chinese

　　204、什么人心肠最不好？答案：得胃肠炎的人。

　　Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis.

　　205、医生给了你三颗药丸要你每半个小时吃一颗请问吃完需要多长时间？ 答案：一个小时

　　The doctor gave you three pills and asked you to take one every half hour. How long does it take to finish? Answer: One hour

　　206、两个人分五个苹果，怎么分最公平？ 答案：榨成果汁

　　How can two people divide five apples fairly? Answer: Squeezed into juice

　　207、一个人空肚子最多能吃几个鸡蛋？ 答案： 一个。因为吃了一个后就不是空肚子了

　　How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer: One. Because after eating one, my stomach is no longer empty

　　208、拿鸡蛋撞石头鸡蛋为何不烂？答案：拿着鸡蛋撞石头当然不会烂

　　Why doesnt an egg break when it hits a stone? Answer: Of course, hitting a stone with an egg wont rot

　　209、谁说话的声音传得最远？ 答案： 打电话的人

　　Who speaks the farthest? Answer: The person making the phone call

　　210、吃苹果时，咬了一口发现有一条虫子，觉得特别恶心；看到两条虫子，觉得更恶心；请问看到几条虫子让人最恶心？答案：半条虫子

　　While eating an apple, I took a bite and found a bug, which made me feel particularly nauseous; Seeing two insects makes me feel even more nauseous; May I ask which insects are the most disgusting to see? Answer: Half a bug

　　211、两个从未见面却能谈成几笔生意，可能吗？答案：可能，通过电话、互联网等工具

　　Is it possible for two people who have never met before to negotiate several business deals? Answer: Maybe, through telephone, Internet and other tools

　　212、黑人和白人生下的婴儿，牙齿是什么颜色的答案：婴儿还没有长牙齿

　　What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? Answer: Babies have not yet grown teeth

　　213、为什么两只老虎打架，非要拼个你死我活绝不罢休？答案：没有人敢去劝架

　　Why do two tigers fight and never give up until they fight to the death? Answer: No one dares to intervene in a fight

　　214、母亲节那天，你如果不想让母亲洗碗，又不想自己动手的话，你该怎么办？答案：跟她说：妈留着明天洗吧。

　　On Mothers Day, what should you do if you dont want your mother to wash the dishes and dont want to do it yourself? Answer: Tell her: Mom, keep it for tomorrow to wash.

　　215、篮子里的7个莱果掉了4个在桌子上，还有一个不知掉到哪去了，飞飞把桌子上的莱果拾进篮子里，又吃了一个，请问篮子里还剩下几个苹果？答案：还有五个

　　Out of the 7 lychees in the basket, 4 fell onto the table, and the remaining one is unknown where it went. Feifei picked up the lychees from the table and ate another one. How many apples are left in the basket? Answer: There are still five

　　216、孔子是我国最伟大的什么家？答案：老人家

　　What is Confucius the greatest family in China? Answer: Elderly people

　　217、一架高空飞行的客机在航行中，小王突然打开门冲出去，为什么他没摔死？答案：他是从飞机的厕所冲

　　During the flight of a high-altitude aircraft, Xiao Wang suddenly opened the door and rushed out. Why didnt he fall to his death? Answer: He flushed from the planes restroom

　　218、什么样的官不能发号施令，还得老向别人陪笑？答案：新朗官

　　What kind of official cant give orders and still have to laugh at others? Answer: New Langguan

　　219、房间里着火了，小明怎么也拉不开门，请问他后来是怎么出去的？答案：推开门

　　There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldnt open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Open the door

　　220、一架高空飞行的客机在航行中，小王突然打开门冲出去，为什么他没摔死？答案：他是冲进了厕所

　　During the flight of a high-altitude aircraft, Xiao Wang suddenly opened the door and rushed out. Why didnt he fall to his death? Answer: He rushed into the restroom

　　221、爸爸什么时候像个孩子？答案：在爷爷面前

　　When did dad look like a child? Answer: In front of Grandpa

　　222、家家说他能轻而易举跨过一棵大树，他是怎么跨过的呢？答案：一棵被伐倒的树

　　Every family says they can easily cross a big tree, how did they do it? Answer: A fallen tree

　　223、为什么胖的人比瘦的人怕热？答案：因为被晒的面积比较大……

　　Why are overweight people more afraid of heat than skinny people? Answer: Because the area exposed to sunlight is relatively large

　　224、阿昌认识了一个女孩子，对她一见钟情，得知她没有男朋友，为什么还是闷闷不乐？答案：女孩结婚了

　　Achang met a girl and fell in love with her at first sight. After learning that she didnt have a boyfriend, why was she still feeling down? Answer: The girl got married

　　225、蓝兰并没生病，但她整个晚上嘴巴一张一合？ 答案： 她吃瓜子

　　Lan Lan was not sick, but her mouth opened and closed all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds

　　226、司机进汽车后第一件事是什么？答案：坐下

　　What is the first thing the driver does after entering the car? Answer: Sit down

　　227、一次宴会上，一对夫妻同客人共握手48次，问这次宴会上共有几人？答案：26人才

　　At a banquet, a couple shook hands with guests 48 times. How many people were present at the banquet? Answer: 26 talents

　　228、鸡鹅百米赛跑，鸡比鹅跑得快，为什么却后到终点站？答案：鸡跑错了方向

　　In the 100 meter race between chickens and geese, chickens run faster than geese, but why do they end up at the finish line later? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction

　　229、蛇为什么要脱皮？答案：因为皮在痒

　　Why do snakes shed their skin? Answer: Because the skin is itching

　　230、小张一百公尺跑十秒小李跑十一秒，为什么最后得到金牌的是小李？答案：小张没比赛

　　Why did Xiao Li win the gold medal in the end when Xiao Zhang ran for 10 seconds in 100 meters and Xiao Li ran for 11 seconds? Answer: Xiao Zhang did not participate in the competition

　　231、一间牢房中关押着两名犯人，其中一个因偷窃要关一年，另一个是抢动杀人犯，却只关两周，为什么？ 答案：关两周后木仓决

　　There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be imprisoned for one year for theft, and the other for robbing a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? Answer: After two weeks of closure, the wooden warehouse will make a decision

　　232、大勇总爱吹牛，他说他能不用任何容器将一杯水带走，小朋友都不相信，但他却做到了，是怎么回事呢？答案：将杯子倒扣在装满水的盆子里

　　Dayong always likes to brag. He said he could take a glass of water away without any container, but the children didnt believe him. But he did it. Whats going on? Answer: Pour the cup upside down into a basin filled with water

　　233、什么事你明明没有做，但却要受罚？答案：家庭作业

　　What do you want to be punished for not doing something? Answer: Homework

　　234、有一天，有一班学生正在小考，有一个学生，他答出来之后，为什么老师还打了他一顿？答案：因为他把答案念给同学听

　　One day, a class of students was taking a quiz. One student answered the question, but why did the teacher still beat him up? Answer: Because he read the answer to his classmates

　　235、要想使梦成为现实，我们干的第一件事会是什么？答案：醒来

　　What would be the first thing we do to make our dreams a reality? Answer: Wake up

　　236、什么东西人们都不喜欢吃？答案：当然是亏了

　　What do people not like to eat? Answer: Of course, it was a loss

　　237、一个人在沙滩上行走，回头为什么看不见自己的脚印？答案：倒着走

　　Walking alone on the beach, why cant you see your footprints when you turn around? Answer: Walk backwards

　　238、舒心只留人于口，一人至上一人下，两人唯求望寸日，最终仅剩尔一人。答案是：“舍不得你”啦！

　　Comfort only stays in the mouth, one person above the other, the two only seek to see the sun, and in the end, there is only one person left. The answer is: I cant bear to part with you!

　　239、六岁的小明总是喜欢把家里的闹钟整坏，妈妈为什么总是让不会修理钟表的爸爸代为修理。答案：妈妈让爸爸修理小明

　　Six year old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who doesnt know how to repair clocks, to do it for him. Answer: Mom asked Dad to fix Xiaoming

　　240、专爱打听别人事的人是谁？ 答案： 记者

　　Who is the person who loves to inquire about other peoples affairs? Answer: Journalist

　　241、大勇总爱吹牛，他说他能不用任何容器将一杯水带走，小朋友都不相信，但他却做到了，是怎么回事呢？答案：将杯子倒扣在装满水的盆子里

　　Dayong always likes to brag. He said he could take a glass of water away without any container, but the children didnt believe him. But he did it. Whats going on? Answer: Pour the cup upside down into a basin filled with water

　　242、大熊猫一生中的最大遗憾是什么？答案：没有彩色照片

　　What is the biggest regret of a giant pandas life? Answer: There are no color photos available

　　243、哪种人希望孩子越多越好？答案：儿童用品制造商

　　Which type of person hopes to have as many children as possible? Answer: Childrens product manufacturer

　　244、什么样的人死后还会出现？ 答案： 电影中的人

　　What kind of people will appear after death? Answer: People in the movie

　　245、小王在哨所站岗时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闲一只眼？答案：正在瞄准目标

　　When Xiao Wang was standing guard at the outpost, why did he turn a blind eye when he saw enemies quietly approaching him? Answer: Aiming at the target

　　246、小红口袋里原有10个铜钱，但它们都掉了，请问小红口袋里还剩下什么？答案：还剩下一个洞

　　There were originally 10 copper coins in Xiaohong Pocket, but they all fell off. What else is left in Xiaohong Pocket? Answer: There is still one hole left

　　247、刮风的晚上，停电了，晓晓上床睡觉时忘了吹蜡烛，第二天醒来时，蜡烛居然还有很长一支没有燃完，怎么回事呢？ 答案：被风吹熄了

　　On a windy night, there was a power outage. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candle when she went to bed, and when she woke up the next day, there was still a long candle that hadnt been lit. What happened? Answer: It was blown out by the wind

　　248、一间牢房中关了两名犯人，其中一个因偷窃，要关一年，另一个是强盗杀人犯，却只关两个星期，为什么？答案：因为杀人犯要拉去填命

　　There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be imprisoned for one year for theft, and the other is a robber and murderer who will only be imprisoned for two weeks. Why? Answer: Because the murderer wants to take someone to fill their life

　　249、房间里着火了，小明怎么也拉不开门，请问他后来是怎么出去的？ 答案： 推开门

　　There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldnt open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Open the door

　　250、有只小北极熊早上醒来后一直追问熊妈妈，他是不是一只小浣熊，他妈妈回答：“你当然是北极熊”，可是他为什么还是不相信？（因为他觉得很冷）

　　A little polar bear woke up in the morning and kept asking his mother if he was a little raccoon. His mother replied, "Of course you are a polar bear", but why didnt he believe it? (Because he feels very cold)

　　251、中国人最早的姓氏是什么？答案：姓善

　　What was the earliest surname of Chinese people? Answer: Surname Shan

　　252、睡美人最怕的是什么？答案：失眠

　　What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? Answer: Insomnia

　　253、有一个胖子，从高楼跳下，结果变成了什么？答案：死胖子

　　There was a fat man who jumped from a high-rise building, and what did he become? Answer: Fat guy

　　254、两对父子去打猎，他们每人打了一只野鸭，但是总共却只有3只，为什么？答案：祖孙3人

　　Two father and son went hunting, and each of them caught a wild duck, but there were only three in total. Why? Answer: Three grandparents and grandchildren

　　255、小红和小丽是同学，也住在同一条街，她们总是一起上学，可是每天一出家门就一个向左走，一个向右走，这是怎么回事呢？ 答案：他们的家门是相对着的

　　Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but every day when they leave the house, one turns left and the other turns right. Whats going on? Answer: Their homes are facing each other

　　256、火车由北京到上海需要６小时，行使３小时后，火车该在什么地方？答案：在车轨上

　　It takes 6 hours for the train to travel from Beijing to Shanghai. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train go? Answer: On the track

　　257、地球上什么东西每天要走的距离最远？答案：地球

　　What on Earth has to travel the farthest distance every day? Answer: Earth

　　258、明尼波里市的某个蛋商，在空房间的地板上放置四个蛋。然后用一个铁制的大滚筒，推压整个房间；蛋却一个都没破。这是为什么？（四个蛋放到四个角上）

　　A certain egg seller in Minneapolis placed four eggs on the floor of an empty room. Then use a large iron drum to push the entire room; But not a single egg was broken. Why is this? (Four eggs placed on four corners)

　　259、冰变成水最快的方法是什么？答案：去掉冰字哪二点

　　What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? Answer: What are the two points to remove the word ice

　　260、一个病人到医院去做健康检查，为什么医生说：“你离我远一点”请问这病人得了什么病？答案：斗鸡眼

　　A patient went to the hospital for a health check, why did the doctor say, Stay away from me? May I ask what illness the patient has? Answer: Cock fighting eyes

　　261、把一只鸡和一只鹅同时放在冰箱里，为什么鸡死了鹅没死？ 答案： 企鹅嘛

　　Why didnt the goose die when a chicken and a goose were both placed in the refrigerator at the same time? Answer: Penguins

　　262、在罗马数字中，零该怎么写？答案：罗马数字没有零

　　How to write zero in Roman numerals? Answer: Roman numerals do not have zeros

　　263、人的长寿秘诀是什么？ 答案： 保持呼吸，不要断气

　　What is the secret to human longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and dont stop breathing

　　264、为什么人们要到市场上去？答案：因为市场不能来

　　Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market cannot come

　　265、小王走路从来脚不沾地，这是为什么？答案：因为穿着鞋子

　　Why does Xiao Wang never touch the ground while walking? Answer: Because of wearing shoes

　　266、从来没见过的爷爷他是什么爷爷？答案：老天爷

　　What kind of grandfather is he that I have never seen before? Answer: Oh my god

　　267、不管长得多像的双胞胎，都会有人分得出来，这人是谁？答案：他们自己

　　No matter how similar the twins look, someone will tell who they are? Answer: They themselves

　　268、哥哥吹嘘自己有非凡的记忆力，可有一件事他常忘，那是什么事？答案：还弟弟的钱

　　My brother boasts about his extraordinary memory, but there is one thing he often forgets. What is it? Answer: Give back my brothers money

　　269、顶地立天是什么意思？答案：倒立

　　What does it mean to stand on top of the earth? Answer: Inverted

　　270、时钟什么时候不会走？答案：时钟本来就不会走

　　When wont the clock go? Answer: The clock never goes away

　　271、一个人想在一夜里变成百万富翁，他该怎么办？答案：做梦

　　What should a person do if they want to become a millionaire overnight? Answer: Dreaming

　　272、校有校规，班有班规，动物园有什么？答案：乌龟

　　What are the school rules, class rules, and zoo rules? Answer: Turtle

　　273、一只凶猛的饿猫，看到老鼠，为何拔腿就跑？答案：跑去追老鼠

　　Why does a fierce hungry cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer: Running to chase after mice

　　274、什么东西将一间屋子装满，人又能活动自如？答案：空气和光

　　What fills a room and allows people to move freely? Answer: Air and Light

　　275、迄今为止，你所见到的最大的影子是什么？答案：黑夜，哪是地球的影子

　　What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? Answer: Night, which is the shadow of the earth

　　276、麦可杰克森的儿子是幸福的，为什么？答案：他可以把他爸爸的鼻子拿下来玩

　　Michael Jacksons son is happy, why? Answer: He can take off his fathers nose and play with it

　　277、顺着往“基卤的路标走，却跑到“桃园”去了，为什么？答案：台风刚过嘛，路标倒了

　　Follow the road sign towards "Jilu", but run to "Taoyuan". Why? Answer: The typhoon has just passed and the road sign has fallen

　　278、一家业务繁忙的医院却没有病床，为什么？答案：因为是家兽医院

　　Why does a busy hospital have no beds? Answer: Because it is a veterinary hospital

　　279、为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢？答案：因为星星会“闪”

　　Why doesnt a plane fly so high and hit a star? Answer: Because stars "twinkle"

　　280、一个司机飞快的从山上冲下来，却没有撞伤人，为什么？答案：司机并没有开车

　　A driver rushed down the mountain quickly, but didnt hit anyone. Why? Answer: The driver did not drive

　　281、孔子与孟子有什么区别？ 答案： 孔子的子在左边，孟子的子在上边

　　What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer: Confucius son is on the left, Mencius son is on the top

　　282、一名警察见了小偷拔腿就跑，为什么？答案：想快点抓住小偷

　　Why did a police officer run away when he saw a thief? Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly

　　283、猴子每分钟能掰一个玉米，在果园里，一只猴子5分钟能掰几个玉米？ 答案：没掰到一个

　　A monkey can break one corn per minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? Answer: I didnt manage to break one up

　　284、刚上幼儿园第一天的Rose，从来没学过数学，但老师却称赞她的数学程度是数一数二的，为什么？答案：因为他只会数一数二的。

　　Rose, who just started her first day in kindergarten, has never learned mathematics, but her teacher praised her math skills as top-notch. Why? Answer: Because he only knows how to count the top.

　　285、老张是一位出色的小说家，为什么有一次他连续写了一个月，连一篇小说的题目都没写出来？答案：写的是散文

　　Old Zhang is an excellent novelist. Why did he once write a novel for a month without even coming up with a title? Answer: It is written in prose

　　286、老师叫小朋友画一只小鸟，大勇什么都没画，交给老师一张白纸，老师很气愤。大勇说了一句话，却使老师转怒为笑？答案：大勇画的是猎人打鸟。

　　The teacher asked the children to draw a little bird, but Dayong didnt draw anything and handed the teacher a blank sheet of paper. The teacher was very angry. Da Yong said a sentence, but it turned the teachers anger into a smile? Answer: Da Yong drew a hunter hunting a bird.

　　287、猫见了老鼠为什么拔腿就跑？ 答案： 跑去捉老鼠

　　Why does a cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer: Run to catch mice

　　288、大勇向小伙伴们吹嘘说：今天上课的时候，老师提了一个问题，全班除了他没有一个答对，你猜老师问的是什么问题？答案：说：大勇你为什么又迟到了？

　　Dayong boasted to his friends: During class today, the teacher asked a question and none of the classmates answered correctly except him. Can you guess what question the teacher asked? Answer: Why are you late again, Dayong?

　　289、谁最喜欢伸出援手？答案：多啦A梦

　　Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon

　　290、考试时，小光全部都抄小明的，为什么小明得到一百分，小光却零分呢？答案：因为小光连名字都抄小明的

　　During the exam, Xiao Guang copied everything from Xiao Ming. Why did Xiao Ming get 100 points but Xiao Guang get 0 points? Answer: Because Xiao Guang even copied Xiao Mings name

　　291、有一段100公尺长的铁轨上面每隔1公分放一条横木，请问共有几条横木？答案：0，因为钢轨上不放横木

　　There is a 100 meter long railway track with horizontal beams placed every 1 centimeter. How many horizontal beams are there in total? Answer: 0, because no crossbars are placed on the steel rails

　　292、老师用篮子拿来了五个苹果，准备分给五个小朋友，每个小朋友分一个，但是篮子里还要留一个，请问怎么分？答案：五个人分一个，分四次

　　The teacher brought five apples from a basket and prepared to distribute them to five children. Each child will receive one, but there is still one left in the basket. How should we distribute them? Answer: Five people divided into one, divided into four times

　　293、一架飞机飞着飞着没油了，请问什么先掉下来？答案：飞机上的油表

　　A plane is flying and running out of fuel. May I ask what fell down first? Answer: The fuel gauge on the airplane

　　294、全世界最大的公鸡是从哪里来的？答案：蛋里

　　Where did the worlds largest rooster come from? Answer: Inside the egg

　　295、张大妈整天说个不停，可有一个月她说话最少，那是哪个月？答案：二月份

　　Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there was a month when she spoke the least. Which month was that? Answer: In February

　　296、口吃的人最吃亏的是？ 答案： 打国际长途电话

　　What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? Answer: Make international long-distance calls

　　297、一根生锈的绣花针，在7月7日7时7分7秒，浩月当空之时，扔到云南饵海中将会发生什么反应？答案：掉到海底

　　What would happen to a rusty embroidery needle thrown into the Yunnan Bait Sea at 7:7:7 on July 7th, when Haoyue was in the sky? Answer: Falling to the bottom of the sea

　　298、妈妈明明在叫大宝，但出来的竟是小宝，为什么？答案：大宝不在

　　Mom was clearly calling Da Bao, but it turned out to be Xiao Bao. Why? Answer: Da Bao is not here

　　299、汽车在右转弯时，哪一条轮胎不转？答案：备用轮胎

　　Which tire does not turn when a car is turning right? Answer: Spare tire

　　300、地上有九只鸟，小明开枪打死一只，剩下的八只都没飞走，为什么？答案：那是一群鸵鸟

　　There are nine birds on the ground. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the remaining eight did not fly away. Why? Answer: Thats a group of ostriches

　　301、老王从九岁开始有虫牙，为什么岁时他的牙都还在？答案：虫早已换掉

　　Old Wang has had insect teeth since he was nine years old, why are his teeth still there when he was nine years old? Answer: The insect has already been replaced

　　302、一只狼钻进羊圈，想吃羊，可是它为啥没吃又没吃羊？答案：因为：羊圈里没有羊！

　　A wolf crawled into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didnt it eat or eat sheep? Answer: Because there are no sheep in the sheep pen!

　　303、一个人的前面放了一本又厚又宽的大书，他想跨过去可怎么也跨不过去，你知道这是什么原因吗？答案：因为书就放在墙角

　　A person placed a thick and wide book in front of him, but he couldnt cross it no matter what. Do you know the reason for this? Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner of the wall

　　304、一个小孩和一个大人在漆黑的夜晚走路，小孩是大人的儿子，大人却不是小孩的父亲，请问为什么？答案：因为他们是母子关系

　　A child and an adult are walking on a pitch black night. The child is the son of the adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. May I ask why? Answer: Because they are in a mother son relationship

　　305、一个人掉到河里，还挣扎了几下，它从河里爬上来，衣服全湿了，头发却没湿，为什么？答案：因为他是光头

　　A person fell into the river and struggled a few times before crawling up. Its clothes were all wet, but its hair wasnt. Why? Answer: Because he is bald

　　306、一头牛加一捆草等于什么？答案：还是一头牛

　　What is the sum of a cow and a bundle of grass? Answer: Its still a cow

　　307、一只蚂蚁居然从四川爬到了东京，可能吗？答案：地图上爬

　　Is it possible for an ant to crawl from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: Climbing on the map

　　308、地球上什么东西每天要走的距离最远？ 答案：地球

　　What on Earth has to travel the farthest distance every day? Answer: Earth

　　309、什么人心肠最不好？ 答案： 地胃肠炎的人

　　Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis

　　310、三个金鑫，三个水叫淼，三个人叫众，那么三个鬼应该叫什么？答案：叫救命

　　Three Jinxin, three Shui called Miao, and three people called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? Answer: Call for help

　　311、牛的舌头和尾巴在什么时候遇在一起？ 答案：餐厅里

　　When did the tongue and tail of a cow meet? Answer: In the restaurant

　　312、什么英文字母最多人喜欢听呢？ 答案：CD

　　What English letters do people like to listen to the most? Answer: CD

　　313、当地球爆炸时，什么地方最安全？答案：地猴

　　When the Earth explodes, where is the safest place? Answer: Ground monkey

　　314、为什么刚出生的小孩只有一只左眼睛？ 答案： 人本来就只有一只左眼睛

　　Why do newborns only have one left eye? Answer: Humans already only have one left eye

　　315、中国人都会写哪种外国字？答案：阿拉伯数字

　　What foreign characters do Chinese people write? Answer: Arabic numerals

　　316、拿鸡蛋扔石头，为什么鸡蛋没破？ 答案： 左手拿蛋右手扔石头，鸡蛋怎么会破？

　　Why didnt the egg break when throwing it at the stone? Answer: How can an egg break when holding it with your left hand and throwing it with your right hand?

　　317、用什么办法能使眉毛长在眼睛下面？答案：倒立

　　What methods can be used to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: Inverted

　　318、两只狗赛跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到终点时，哪只狗出汗多？ 答案：狗不会出汗

　　Two dogs race, with dog A running faster and dog B running slower. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? Answer: Dogs do not sweat

　　319、牙医靠什么吃饭？答案：嘴巴

　　What do dentists rely on for their meals? Answer: Mouth

　　320、黑人和白人生下的婴儿，牙齿是什么颜色的？答案：婴儿还没有长牙齿

　　What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? Answer: The baby has not yet grown teeth

　　321、两对父子去买帽子，每人买了一顶，却为什么只买了三顶？答案：祖孙三代人

　　Two father and son went to buy hats, each bought one, but why did they only buy three? Answer: Three generations of ancestors and grandchildren

　　322、世界上最小的岛是什么？ 答案： 马路上的安全岛

　　What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safety Island on the Road

　　323、太阳和月亮在一起是哪一天？ 答案：明天

　　On which day are the sun and moon together? Answer: Tomorrow

　　324、电和闪电有什么不同？答案：一个花钱，一个不花钱

　　What is the difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: One spends money, the other doesnt

　　325、有一个人在大雨倾盆的旷野中奔跑了十分钟，头发和衣服都没有湿，为什么？答案：那是一个裸体的秃头男人

　　A person ran for ten minutes in the pouring rain in the wilderness, but their hair and clothes were not wet. Why? Answer: Thats a naked bald man

　　326、“新华字典”有多少个字？ 答案： 四个

　　How many words are there in the "Xinhua Dictionary"? Answer: Four

　　327、世界上除了火车啥车最长？答案：塞车

　　Which train is the longest in the world besides a train? Answer: Traffic jam

　　328、有一块天然的黑色的大理石，在九月七号这一天，把它扔到钱塘江里会有什么现象发生？答案：沉到江底

　　There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sinking to the bottom of the river

　　329、什么东西你有，别人也有，虽然是身外之物，却不能交换？ 答案：姓名

　　What do you have and others have, even though its something external, it cant be exchanged? Answer: Name

　　330、甲乙两位仇人以喝毒酒决定生死，为什么乙选了没毒的酒却死了？答案：被甲打死了。

　　Why did two enemies, A and B, decide their life and death by drinking poisoned wine? Why did B choose non-toxic wine but die? Answer: I was killed by Jia.

　　331、为什么小王从初一到初三就学了一篇课文？ 答案： 初一到初三，两天学一课，算不错了！

　　Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from grade one to grade three? Answer: Learning one lesson in two days from grade one to grade three is not bad!

　　332、一座桥上面立有一牌，牌上写“不准过桥”。但是很多人都照样不理睬，照样过去。你说为什么？答案：这座桥的名字叫“不准过桥”

　　There is a sign standing on a bridge that reads No crossing . But many people still ignore it and pass by. Why do you think so? Answer: The name of this bridge is No Crossing

　　333、请问世界上最小的岛是什么岛？答案：安全岛

　　What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safety Island

　　334、胖胖是个颇有名气的跳水运动员，可是有一天，他站在跳台上，却不敢往下跳。这是为什么？ 答案：因为水池里没有水

　　Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the diving platform and dared not jump down. Why is this? Answer: Because there is no water in the pool

　　335、能够使我们的眼睛透过一堵墙的是什么？答案：窗户

　　What can make our eyes see through a wall? Answer: Window

　　336、小红和小丽是同学，也住在同一条街，她们总是一起上学，可是每天一出家门就一个向左走，一个向右走，这是怎么回事呢？答案：他们的家门是相对着的

　　Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but every day when they leave the house, one turns left and the other turns right. Whats going on? Answer: Their homes are facing each other

　　337、李先生到16层楼去谈生意，但他只乘电梯到14层楼，然后再步行爬楼梯上去，为什么？答案：李先生个子太矮，按不到16楼的电梯按键

　　Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor

　　338、打狗要看主人，打虎要看什么？答案：要看你有没有种

　　When fighting a dog, it depends on the owner; when fighting a tiger, what should we look at? Answer: It depends on whether you have the ability

　　339、灰姑娘的老爸老妈可能是谁？答案：白雪公主与包公

　　Who could Cinderellas parents be? Answer: Snow White and Duke Bao

　　340、早晨醒来，每个人都会去做的第一件事是什么？答案：睁眼

　　What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes

　　341、华先生有个本领，那就是能让见到他的人，都会自动手心朝上。这是怎么回事？答案：他是个中医

　　Mr. Hua has a skill of making people who see him automatically turn their palms up. Whats going on here? Answer: He is a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner

　　342、如果说儿童是国家未来的栋梁，那么儿童肚子里的蛔虫是什么？答案：当然栋梁的蛀虫了

　　If children are the future pillars of the country, what are the roundworms in their stomachs? Answer: Of course, its the boring insects of the pillars

　　343、为什么黑人喜欢吃白色巧克力？答案：害怕咬到自己的手

　　Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: Afraid of biting your own hand

　　344、铁放到外面要生锈，那金子呢？ 答案：会被偷走

　　Iron rusts when placed outside, what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen

　　345、两只狗赛跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到终点时，哪只狗出汗多？答案：狗不会出汗

　　Two dogs race, with dog A running faster and dog B running slower. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? Answer: Dogs do not sweat

　　346、坐什么板凳最不好受？答案：冷板凳

　　What stool is the most uncomfortable to sit on? Answer: Cold bench

　　347、什么东西能加不能减？答案：年龄

　　What can be added or subtracted? Answer: Age

　　348、一只候鸟从南方飞到北方要用一个小时，而从北方飞到南方则需二个半小时，为什么呢？答案：两个半小时不就是一个小时吗

　　It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, while it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? Answer: Isnt two and a half hours just an hour

　　349、金太太一向心直口快，可什么事竟让她突然变得吞吞吐吐了呢？答案：金太太在吃甘蔗的时候吞吞吐吐

　　Mrs. Jin has always been straightforward and outspoken, but what has suddenly made her hesitant? Answer: Mrs. Jin is hesitating while eating sugarcane

　　350、小王是一名优秀士兵，一天他在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？答案：他正在瞄准

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day while he was on duty, he saw an enemy quietly approaching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming

　　351、小朋友在游泳池游泳，游了一阵，大勇数了数，发觉少了一个，忙向老师报告，老师却说没有少，是什么原因呢？答案：大勇忘了数上自己

　　The child was swimming in the swimming pool, swimming for a while. Da Yong counted and found that one was missing. He quickly reported to the teacher, but the teacher said there was no shortage. What is the reason? Answer: Dayong forgot to count himself

　　352、哪一种人最容易走极端？答案：爱基斯摩人

　　Which type of person is most likely to go to extremes? Answer: Love Kismo people

　　353、有一个人，他是你父母生的，但他却不是你的兄弟姐妹，他是谁？答案：自己

　　There is a person who was born by your parents, but he is not your brother and sisters. Who is he? Answer: Myself

　　354、太平洋的中间是什么？ 答案： 是平字

　　What is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: It is a flat character

　　355、什么东西愈洗愈脏？答案：水

　　What gets dirtier the more you wash? Answer: Water

　　356、在什么时候1+2不等于3？ 答案：算错了的时候

　　When is 1+2 not equal to 3? Answer: When the calculation is wrong

　　357、爸爸丢了一样东西，为什么妈妈还特别高兴？答案：他丢掉了坏习惯

　　Dad lost something, why is Mom still so happy? Answer: He has lost his bad habits

　　358、什么样的轮子只转不走？答案：风车的轮子

　　What kind of wheels only turn and do not move? Answer: The wheels of a windmill

　　359、什么书你不可能在书店里买到？答案：秘书

　　What book cant you buy in a bookstore? Answer: Secretary

　　360、为什么老王家的马能吃掉老张家的象？答案：因为他们正在下象棋

　　Why can Lao Wangs horse eat Lao Zhangs elephant? Answer: Because they are playing chess

　　361、服装仪容检查时，明明有理头发，为什么教官不信？答案：秀才遇到兵，「有理」说不清

　　During the clothing and appearance inspection, why didnt the instructor believe me even though I had my hair right? Answer: When a scholar encounters a soldier, it is difficult to explain the reason

　　362、兰兰经过某市时，正巧那里发生了大地震，为什么兰兰却安然无恙呢？答案：她坐飞机路过

　　When Lanlan passed by a certain city, a major earthquake happened there. Why was Lanlan safe and sound? Answer: She passed by on a plane

　　363、女王说：“原来有个弟弟胆子很小，一点受不了惊吓，有天夜里弟弟又做了恶梦，梦见敌国的武士冲入皇宫，将剑刺入他的心脏。弟弟受到这个惊吓，在梦中就死去了。”你相信她说的话吗？答案：不相信因为弟弟在梦中被吓死不可能告诉她梦

　　The Queen said, "There was a younger brother who was very timid and couldnt stand being scared at all. One night, the younger brother had a nightmare where a warrior from an enemy country rushed into the palace and stabbed his sword into his heart. The younger brother was frightened and died in his dream." Do you believe what she said? Answer: I dont believe it because my younger brother was scared to death in his dream and couldnt tell her about it

　　364、灰姑娘的老爸老妈可能是谁？答案：白雪公主与包公

　　Who could Cinderellas parents be? Answer: Snow White and Duke Bao

　　365、什么贵重的东西最容易不翼而飞？答案：人造卫星

　　What valuable thing is most likely to disappear without a trace? Answer: Artificial satellites

　　366、模样相同的哥俩同时应征入伍，他们有血缘关系且出生日期及父母的名字完全相同。连长问他俩是不是双胞胎。他们说不是。请问这是为什么？答案：三胞胎中的两个

　　Two brothers with the same appearance were enlisted at the same time. They are related by blood and have identical birth dates and parents names. The platoon leader asked if they were twins. They said no. May I ask why this is? Answer: Two of the triplets

　　367、小明去参加讲笑话比赛，一路上小明一直用冰块敷嘴巴，为什么？答案：怕笑话到时候不新鲜

　　Xiaoming went to participate in a joke telling competition and kept putting ice on his mouth all the way. Why? Answer: Im afraid jokes wont be fresh in the future

　　368、杏子从52楼跳下，为什么没事？答案：她是只鸟

　　Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor, why is it okay? Answer: She is a bird

　　369、老板从来不会烧菜，可他每天都会烧相同的一道菜，请问这是什么菜？答案：“炒鱿鱼”

　　The boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dish every day. What kind of dish is this? Answer: "Stir fried Squid"

　　370、阿强和阿燕裸体死在一间密室中、現场只留下一滩水和一些碎玻璃，请推测他们的死因？答案：阿强和阿燕是金鱼

　　Aqiang and Ayan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass at the scene. Please speculate on their cause of death? Answer: Aqiang and Ayan are goldfish

　　371、有一个人，他是你父母生的，但他却不是你的兄弟姐妹，他是谁？答案：你自己

　　There is a man who was born by your parents, but he is not your brother and sisters. Who is he? Answer: You are yourself

　　372、移防到马祖的大兵阿明以女友即将生产为由申请返台，为什么却没有被批准？答案：因为马明来到阿祖一超过一年以上，中途不曾返台过。

　　A soldier named Ah Ming, who was relocated to Matsu, applied to return to Taiwan on the grounds that his girlfriend was about to give birth, but was not approved? Answer: Because Ma Ming has been in Azu for over a year and has never returned to Taiwan halfway.

　　373、一辆客车发生了事故，所有的人都受伤了，为什么小明却没事？答案：因为他不在车上

　　A bus accident occurred, and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? Answer: Because he is not in the car

　　374、马在什么地方不用四条腿照样可以走？答案：棋盘上

　　Where can a horse walk without four legs? Answer: On the chessboard

　　375、小明家住在五楼，可是电梯坏了，他自己也没有走楼梯，他却上了五楼回到家里，这可能吗？答案：他妈妈背着他上楼

　　Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator broke down and he didnt take the stairs himself. He went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? Answer: His mother carries him upstairs

　　376、什么东西人们在不停地吃它，却永远吃不饱。答案：空气

　　What is it that people keep eating but never get enough to eat. Answer: Air

　　377、哪种比赛，赢的得不到奖品，输的却有奖品？答案：划拳喝酒

　　What kind of competition does the winner not receive a prize, but the loser receives a prize? Answer: Boxing and drinking alcohol

　　378、把火熄灭的最快方法是什么？答案：火上加一横

　　What is the fastest way to extinguish a fire? Answer: Add a horizontal line to the fire

　　379、孔子与孟子有何不同？答案：孔子的子在左边。孟子的子在上边

　　What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer: Confucius son is on the left. Mencius son is above

　　380、冬冬的爸爸牙齿非常好，可是他经常去口腔医院，为什么？答案：因为他是牙科医生

　　Dongdongs father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist

　　381、去动物园，看到的第一个关在笼子里的动物是什么？ 答案：售票员

　　What is the first animal in a cage that you see when you go to the zoo? Answer: Ticket seller

　　382、兔子的眼睛为什么是红的？答案：因为他跑输了乌龟哭红的

　　Why are rabbits eyes red? Answer: Because he lost and the turtle cried red

　　383、无聊的时候，开车游车河时，叫做什么？答案：白花油

　　When bored, what is it called driving around the river? Answer: White flower oil

　　384、有一个人一年才上一天班又不怕被解雇他是谁？答案：圣诞老人

　　Who is a person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? Answer: Santa Claus

　　385、老高骑自行车骑了十公里，但周围的景物始终没有变化。为什么。答案：他骑的是室内健身车

　　Lao Gao rode his bicycle for ten kilometers, but the surrounding scenery remained unchanged. Why? Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike

　　386、一场大雨，忙着耕种的农人纷纷走避，却仍有一人不走，为什么？答案：它是稻草人

　　In a heavy rain, farmers busy with farming fled one after another, but there was still one person who didnt leave. Why? Answer: It is a scarecrow

　　387、有个人走独木桥，前面来了一只老虎，后面来了只熊，这个人是怎么过去的？ 答案： 晕过去了

　　A person walked on a single plank bridge, with a tiger in front and a bear behind. How did this person get there? Answer: I fainted

　　388、老师说蚯蚓切成两段仍能再生，小东照老师话去做，蚯蚓却死了，为什么？答案：小东是竖着将蚯蚓切开的

　　The teacher said that earthworms can still regenerate when cut in two, but Xiao Dong followed the teachers instructions and the earthworms died. Why? Answer: Xiao Dong cut open the earthworm vertically

　　389、在做游戏是，你是司令，你手下有两名军长，五名团长，十个排长和二十五名士兵，那么他们的司令今年几岁了？答案：你几岁就是几岁

　　When playing games, you are a commander with two army commanders, five regimental commanders, ten platoon leaders, and twenty-five soldiers under your command. So, how old is their commander this year? Answer: How old are you

　　390、什么最会弄虚做假？ 答案： 魔术师

　　What is the most adept at making false statements? Answer: Magician

　　391、“水蛇”“蟒蛇”“青竹蛇”哪一个比较长？答案：“青竹蛇”最长，因为它有三个字

　　Which is longer, "water snake," "python," or "green bamboo snake"? Answer: "Green Bamboo Snake" is the longest because it has three characters

　　392、阿辉从来不念书。为何也能成为全校的模范生？答案：他是聋哑生

　　Ah Hui never studies. Why can one also become a model student in the whole school? Answer: He is a deaf mute student

　　393、小明点了一份全熟的牛排，但是为什么一切下去居然流出血来？答案：因为不小心切到手了

　　Xiao Ming ordered a fully cooked steak, but why did everything bleed? Answer: Because I accidentally cut my hand

　　394、有什么人睡着了是最难叫醒的？答案：假装睡着的人

　　Who is the hardest person to wake up when they are asleep? Answer: People who pretend to be asleep

　　395、身份证掉了怎么办？答案：捡起来

　　What should I do if I lose my ID card? Answer: Pick it up

　　396、古时候没有钟，有人养了一群鸡，可是天亮时，没有一只鸡给他报晓。这是为什么？答案：他养了一群母鸡

　　In ancient times, there were no clocks. Some people raised a group of chickens, but at dawn, not a single chicken informed them. Why is this? Answer: He raised a group of hens

　　397、公共汽车上，两个人正在热烈的交谈，可围观的人却一句话也听不到，这是因为什么？答案：这是一对聋哑人

　　On the bus, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers couldnt hear a word. Whats the reason for this? Answer: These are a pair of deaf and mute people

　　398、右手永远抓不到什么？答案：右手

　　What can never be grasped by the right hand? Answer: Right hand

　　399、当哥伦布一只脚迈上新大陆后，紧接着做什么？ 答案： 迈上另一只脚

　　What did Columbus do immediately after stepping onto the New World with one foot? Answer: Step on the other foot

　　400、一只蚂蚁从几百万米高的山峰落下来会怎么死？答案：饿死

　　How would an ant die when it falls from a mountain peak millions of meters high? Answer: Starving to death

　　401、既没有生孩子、养孩子也没有认干娘，还没有认领养子养女就先当上了娘，请问：这是什么人答案：新郎

　　Who is this person who has neither given birth to children, adopted children, nor recognized godparents, and has not yet claimed adopted children? Answer: The groom

　　402、小虎从“武术大全”这本书上学得一身好功夫，但是第一次路见不平就被修理了一顿，为什么？答案：他看的是盗印版

　　Xiao Hu learned a lot of martial arts skills from the book "Complete Collection of Martial Arts", but he got fixed on his first rough road. Why? Answer: He was looking at a pirated version

　　403、什么东西比乌鸦更讨厌？答案：乌鸦嘴

　　What is more annoying than crows? Answer: Crow beak

　　404、爸爸问小明，什么东西浑身都是漂亮的羽毛，每天早晨叫你起床？小明猜对了，但却不是鸡，那是什么？答案：鸡毛掸子

　　Dad asked Xiaoming, what is something covered in beautiful feathers that wakes you up every morning? Xiaoming guessed right, but its not a chicken. What is it? Answer: Chicken feather duster

　　405、针掉到大海怎么办？答案：再买一颗

　　What should I do if a needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one

　　406、房间里有十根点着的蜡烛，被风吹灭了九根，第二天还剩几根？答案：九根

　　There are ten lit candles in the room, nine of which were blown out by the wind. How many are left the next day? Answer: Nine roots

　　407、老李带婴儿去喝酒，居然还让婴儿喝了三大杯啤酒，旁边的人为什么都不劝阻或责骂？答案：婴儿是那个人的外号

　　Lao Li took the baby to drink alcohol and even made the baby drink three large glasses of beer. Why didnt the people next to him discourage or scold him? Answer: Baby is that persons nickname

　　408、为什么刚出生的小孩只有一只左眼睛？答案：人本来就只有一只左眼睛

　　Why do newborns only have one left eye? Answer: Humans already only have one left eye

　　409、什么油不能点燃？答案：酱油

　　What oil cannot ignite? Answer: Soy sauce

　　410、笑和哭有什么相同之处？答案：都是10画

　　What are the similarities between laughter and crying? Answer: They are all 10 paintings

　　411、为什么结婚要请客吃饭，办丧事也要请客吃饭？答案：前面宣布家里多了一个人吃饭后面宣布家里少了一个人吃饭

　　Why is it necessary to treat guests to meals when getting married, and also for funerals? Answer: It was announced earlier that there was one more person eating at home, and later it was announced that there was one less person eating at home

　　412、老高骑自行车骑了十公里，但周围的景物始终没有变化。为什么？答案：他骑的是室内健身车

　　Lao Gao rode his bicycle for ten kilometers, but the surrounding scenery remained unchanged. Why? Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike

　　413、情人卡、生日卡、大大小小的卡，到底要寄什么卡给女人，最能博得她的欢心呢？答案：信用卡

　　Valentines card, birthday card, big or small card, what card should I send to a woman to win her favor the most? Answer: Credit card

　　414、小涵捉到一只小鸟，她把小鸟放在桌子上，小鸟却没有飞，是什么原因？答案：鸟已死

　　Xiaohan caught a little bird and placed it on the table, but it didnt fly. Whats the reason? Answer: The bird is dead

　　415、客人送来一篮草莓，贝贝吵着要吃草莓。可妈妈偏说家里没有草莓为什么 答案： 客人送来的只是一幅画

　　The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei insisted on eating them. But my mother insists that there are no strawberries at home. Why is that? Answer: The customer only brought a painting

　　416、“水蛇”“蟒蛇”“青竹蛇”哪一个比较长？答案：青竹蛇”最长，有三个字

　　Which is longer, "water snake," "python," or "green bamboo snake"? Answer: Green Bamboo Snake is the longest and consists of three characters

　　417、一个小孩和一个大人在漆黑的夜晚走路，小孩是大人的儿子，大人却不是小孩的父亲，请问为什么？ 答案： 因为他们是母子关系

　　A child and an adult are walking on a pitch black night. The child is the son of the adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. May I ask why? Answer: Because they are in a mother son relationship

　　418、在做游戏是，你是司令，你手下有两名军长，五名团长，十个排长和二十五名士兵，那么他们的司令今年几岁了？答案：你几岁就是几岁

　　When playing games, you are a commander with two army commanders, five regimental commanders, ten platoon leaders, and twenty-five soldiers under your command. So, how old is their commander this year? Answer: How old are you

　　419、眼睛为什么比天还高？答案：因为心比天高，眼睛还在心上面呢

　　Why are the eyes taller than the sky? Answer: Because the heart is higher than the sky, and the eyes are still above the heart

　　420、参加联考时，除了准考证之外，最重要的是什么？答案：记得起床

　　What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint examination? Answer: Remember to wake up

　　421、白冰冰与关公生的双胞胎叫什么名字？答案：粉红派对

　　What are the names of the twins Bai Bingbing and Guan Gongsheng? Answer: Pink Party

　　422、鸡蛋壳有什么用处？答案：用来包蛋清和蛋黄

　　What is the use of eggshells? Answer: Used to wrap egg white and yolk

　　423、武松到底犯了什么罪，为何被抓？答案：打死保护动物老虎

　　What crime did Wu Song commit and why was he arrested? Answer: Kill the protected animal tiger

　　424、有一个人走在沙滩上，回头却看不见自己的脚印，为什么？ 答案： 因为他倒着走

　　There is a person walking on the beach, but when they turn around, they cant see their footprints. Why? Answer: Because he walked backwards

　　425、胖姐阿英站上人体秤时，为何指针却只指着5？ 答案：指针已经转过一圈了

　　Why does Fat Sister Aying only point to 5 when she stands on the body scale? Answer: The pointer has already turned one circle

　　426、拿鸡蛋扔石头，为什么鸡蛋没破？答案：左手拿蛋右手扔石头，鸡蛋怎么会破？

　　Why didnt the egg break when throwing it at the stone? Answer: How can an egg break when holding it with your left hand and throwing it with your right hand?

　　427、有种船从来没下过水，为什么还是船？答案：宇宙飞船。

　　There is a kind of boat that has never been submerged, why is it still a boat? Answer: Spaceship.

　　428、魚与熊掌要如何才可兼得？答案：养只会抓魚的熊

　　How can one have both fish and bears paw? Answer: Keeping a bear that only knows how to catch fish

　　429、某岛上有只乌龟，正中央是棵椰子树，岛的旁边还有一座岛，乌龟想过去，但又不太会游水，请问它该怎么过？答案：他还在想

　　There is a turtle on an island, with a coconut tree in the center and another island next to it. The turtle wants to go there, but it is not very good at swimming. How should it go? Answer: He is still thinking

　　430、山坡上有一群羊，来了一群羊。一共有几群羊？答案：还是一群呀！

　　There is a group of sheep on the hillside, and a group of sheep has arrived. How many sheep are there in total? Answer: Its still a group!

　　431、小明总是喜欢把家里的闹钟整坏，妈妈为什么总是让不会修理钟表的爸爸代为修理？答案：修理小明

　　Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who doesnt know how to repair clocks, to do it for him? Answer: Repair Xiaoming

　　432、什么人一年中只工作一天？ 答案： 圣诞老人

　　Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus

　　433、有一位老奶奶在看报，一只蚊子正想要叮她，老奶奶手和脚都没动，为什么蚊子会突然死掉了？答案：因为蚊子被老奶奶的皱纹夹死了

　　There was an old lady reading a newspaper. A mosquito was about to bite her, but the old lady didnt move her hands or feet. Why did the mosquito suddenly die? Answer: Because the mosquito was killed by the wrinkles of the old lady

　　434、沙沙声称自己是辨别母鸡年龄的专家，其绝招是用牙齿，为什么？答案：把鸡亲口吃了来辨别母鸡的老嫩

　　Shasha claims to be an expert in identifying the age of hens, and her ultimate trick is to use her teeth. Why? Answer: Eating the chicken in person to distinguish its age and tenderness

　　435、为什么老王家的马能吃掉老张家的象。答案：因为他们正在下象棋

　　Why can the horse of Lao Wangs family eat the elephant of Lao Zhangs family. Answer: Because they are playing chess

　　436、一位服装模特儿小姐，即使在平日也穿着未经发表的新款服饰，但她常常看到穿着和她完全相同服饰的人。这是为什么？答案：因为她看到镜子中的自己

　　A fashion model girl who often wears unreleased new clothing even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the exact same outfit as her. Why is this? Answer: Because she saw herself in the mirror

　　437、大象的左边耳朵象什么？ 答案： 右边耳朵

　　What does the left ear of an elephant resemble? Answer: Right ear

　　438、用哪三个字可以回答一切疑问题？答案：不知道

　　Which three words can answer all doubts? Answer: I dont know

　　439、有卖的，没买的，每天卖了不少的。答案：门坎

　　There are things for sale and things that havent been bought. We sell quite a few every day. Answer: Threshold

　　440、为什么阿郎穿着全新没破洞的雨衣，却依然弄的全身湿透？答案：他在太阳底下穿着雨衣走路

　　Why is Alang wearing a brand new and uncut raincoat, yet still soaking wet all over? Answer: He walked in a raincoat under the sun

　　441、什么时候看到的月亮最大？ 答案： 登上月球时

　　When did you see the largest moon? Answer: When landing on the moon

　　442、制造日期与有效日期是同一天的产品是什么？答案：报纸

　　What is a product whose manufacturing date and expiration date are the same? Answer: Newspaper

　　443、什么筋伤了不能贴膏药？答案：伤脑筋。

　　What kind of tendon injury cannot be treated with plaster? Answer: Its a headache.

　　444、监狱里关着两名犯人，一天晚上犯人全都逃跑了，可是第二天看守员打开牢门一看，里面还有一个犯人？答案：逃跑的犯人名字叫“全都”。

　　There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guard opened the door and found another prisoner inside? Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is All .

　　445、有一头头朝北的牛，它向右转原地转三圈，然后向后转原地转三圈，接着再往右转，这时候它尾巴朝哪？答案：朝下

　　There is a cow facing north. It turns right in place three times, then turns back in place three times, and then turns right again. At this point, where does its tail face? Answer: Facing downwards

　　446、小明一直都是考零分的，但这回却考了100分，为什么他还是哭了？答案：乐哭的

　　Xiao Ming has always scored zero in exams, but this time he scored 100. Why is he still crying? Answer: Happy to cry

　　447、有一个人被从几千米的高空掉下来的东西砸在头上，却没有受伤，为什么？答案：砸下来的是雪花

　　A person was hit on the head by something that fell from thousands of meters high, but was not injured. Why? Answer: What fell was snowflakes

　　448、小明对小华说：我可以坐在一个你永远也坐不到的地方！他坐在哪里？答案：小华的身上

　　Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, I can sit in a place you will never be able to sit in!! Where is he sitting? Answer: On Xiaohuas body

　　449、一人被老虎穷追不舍，突然前有条大河，他不会游泳，但他过去了，为什么？答案：吓昏过去了

　　A person was relentlessly pursued by a tiger when suddenly there was a big river ahead. He couldnt swim, but he passed by. Why? Answer: I fainted from fright

　　450、老王擦桌子，擦了半天，仍觉得脏，为什么？答案：因为老王的老花镜是脏的

　　Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but still felt dirty. Why? Answer: Because Lao Wangs reading glasses are dirty

　　451、打破了什么人人都叫好？答案：世界纪录

　　what did everyone applaud for breaking? Answer: World record

　　452、哪项比赛是往后跑的？答案：拔河

　　Which race is running backwards? Answer: Tug of war

　　453、战场上，子弹最密集的地方在哪里？ 答案：在丹药运输车上

　　On the battlefield, where is the most densely populated area with bullets? Answer: On the pill transport vehicle

　　454、有个人饿得要死，而冰箱里有鸡罐、鱼罐、猪肉等罐头，他先打开什么？答案：先开冰箱

　　Someone is starving to death, and there are cans of chicken, fish, pork, and other canned goods in the refrigerator. What does he open first? Answer: First, open the refrigerator

　　455、飞机从天上掉下来，为什么没有一个受伤的？ 答案： 全都死了

　　Why didnt anyone get injured when the plane fell from the sky? Answer: They all died

　　456、一张方桌据掉一个角，还有几个角？答案：5个角

　　How many corners are left on a square table if one corner is missing? Answer: 5 corners

　　457、阿明给蚊子咬了一大一小的包，请问较大的包，是公蚊子咬的，还是母蚊子咬的？ 答案：公蚊是不咬人的

　　Amin bit a large and a small bag for mosquitoes. May I ask if the larger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes do not bite people

　　458、黑鸡厉害还是白鸡厉害？为什么？答案：黑鸡厉害，能下白蛋，白鸡下不了黑蛋。

　　Is the black chicken stronger or the white chicken stronger? Why? Answer: Black chickens are powerful, they can lay white eggs, while white chickens cannot lay black eggs.

　　459、什么字全世界通用？ 答案： 阿拉伯数字

　　What word is commonly used worldwide? Answer: Arabic numerals

　　460、什么东西愈生气，它便愈大？答案：脾气

　　What makes it bigger the angrier it gets? Answer: Temperament

　　461、什么样的路不能走？答案：电路

　　What kind of road cannot be taken? Answer: Circuit

　　462、客人送来一篮草莓，贝贝吵着要吃草莓。可妈妈偏说家里没有草莓为什么？答案：客人送来的只是一幅画

　　The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei insisted on eating them. Why does Mom insist that there are no strawberries at home? Answer: The guest only sent a painting

　　463、有一种东西，上升的时候同时会下降下降的同时会上升，这是什么？答案：跷跷板

　　There is something that rises while falling, and at the same time rises. What is this? Answer: Stilt board

　　464、四个人在一间小屋里打麻将（没有其他人在看着），这时警察来了，四个人都跑了，可是警察到了屋里又抓到一个人，为什么？ 答案： 四个人在屋里打一个叫“麻将”的人，警察抓到的是他

　　Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (with no one else watching) when the police arrived. All four of them ran away, but when the police arrived inside, they caught another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the room, and the police caught him

　　465、两对父子去买帽子，为什么只买了三顶？答案：三代人

　　Why did two father and son only buy three hats when they went to buy them? Answer: Three generations

　　466、偷什么东西不犯法？答案：偷笑

　　What is not illegal to steal? Answer: Secretly laughing

　　467、你能用蓝笔写出红字来吗？ 答案： 写个“红”字有何难

　　Can you write red letters with a blue pen? Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word red

　　468、行者头上日头足，月照其旁显清闲，大上一横广无边，二人快乐福绵绵，一块田地土换心，金星闪烁火不见。（谜底：暑期天天快乐

　　The sun is setting above the travelers head, and the moon shines beside them, showing a sense of tranquility. The sky is wide and boundless, and the two of them are happy and blessed. A piece of land and earth exchange hearts, and the golden stars twinkle and the fire disappears. (Answer: Happy every day during summer vacation)

　　469、当今社会，个体户大都靠什么吃饭？答案：嘴巴

　　In todays society, what do most individual businesses rely on for their livelihood? Answer: Mouth

　　470、在餐厅中吃完饭发现没带钱，怎么办？答案：刷卡或吃赊帐

　　What should I do if I find that I havent brought any money after eating in a restaurant? Answer: Swipe card or take credit payment

　　471、哭和笑有什么共同之处？答案：两个字的笔划都是十划

　　What do crying and laughing have in common? Answer: The strokes of both characters are ten strokes

　　472、小王中午时候去开会，为什么半个人影也没看到？答案：影子是没有半个的。

　　Xiao Wang went to the meeting at noon, why didnt he see a single person? Answer: There is no half shadow.

　　473、有只小北极熊早上醒来后一直追问熊妈妈，他是不是一只小浣熊，他妈妈回答：“你当然是北极熊”，可是他为什么还是不相信？答案：因为他觉得很冷

　　A little polar bear woke up in the morning and kept asking his mother if he was a little raccoon. His mother replied, "Of course you are a polar bear", but why didnt he believe it? Answer: Because he feels very cold

　　474、为什么胖的人比瘦的人怕晒？答案：晒的面积比较大

　　Why are overweight people more afraid of sun exposure than skinny people? Answer: The area exposed to sunlight is relatively large

　　475、用什么可以解开所有的谜？答案：答案

　　What can be used to solve all the mysteries? Answer: Answer

　　476、想把梦变成现实，第一步应该干什么？答案：起床。

　　What should be the first step to turn dreams into reality? Answer: Get up.

　　477、小王是一名优秀士兵，在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？答案：他在瞄准敌人

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. While on duty, why did he turn a blind eye when he saw an enemy quietly approaching him? Answer: He is aiming at the enemy

　　478、楚楚的生日在三月三十日，请问是哪年的三月三十日？答案：每年的三月三十日

　　Chuchus birthday is on March 30th. May I ask which year it is? Answer: March 30th every year

　　479、小明的妈妈有三个儿子，大独生子叫大明，二儿子叫二明，三儿子叫什么？ 答案： 当然叫小明

　　Xiaomings mother has three sons. The eldest son is named Daming, the second son is named Erming, and what is the name of the third son? Answer: Of course, its called Xiaoming

　　480、动物园中，大象鼻子最长，鼻子第二长的是什么？答案：小象

　　What is the longest trunk of an elephant in a zoo? What is the second longest trunk? Answer: Elephant

　　481、有个叫汉姆的老师，每天都很辛苦地备课，时间久了，大家给他起了另外一个名字，知道是什么吗？答案：贝克汉姆。

　　There is a teacher named Ham who works hard every day preparing lessons. Over time, everyone has given him another name. Do you know what it is? Answer: Beckham.

　　482、小陈半夜吃泡面，为什么一面吃，一面眼盯着表？答案：那包面的食用期到今天

　　Why does Xiao Chen eat instant noodles in the middle of the night while keeping an eye on his watch? Answer: The expiration date of that noodle dish is today

　　483、一个不会游泳的人掉进了水里却没有淹死，为什么？答案：穿着救生衣

　　Why did a person who couldnt swim fall into the water but didnt drown? Answer: Wearing a life jacket

　　484、班长告诉菜鸟，当拉开手榴弹的保险之后，口中先数五秒再投掷出去，菜鸟一切都按班长指示动作，但仍被炸死了，为什么？答案：因为菜鸟有口吃

　　The squad leader told Cainiao that after opening the safety of the grenade, he counted for five seconds before throwing it. Cainiao followed the squad leaders instructions, but was still killed by the explosion. Why? Answer: Because rookies have stuttering

　　485、用椰子和西瓜打头哪一个比较痛？答案：头比较痛

　　Which one is more painful, coconut or watermelon? Answer: The head hurts a lot

　　486、一个圆有几个面？答案：两个面一个外面一个里面

　　How many faces does a circle have? Answer: Two sides, one outside and one inside

　　487、铁放到外面要生锈，那金子呢答案：会被人偷走

　　Iron will rust when placed outside, but what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen by someone

　　488、小明只会花钱，天天花很多钱，可最后却成了百万富翁，为什么？ 答案：以前是亿万富翁

　　Xiao Ming only knows how to spend money, spending a lot of money every day, but in the end he became a millionaire. Why? Answer: I used to be a billionaire

　　489、什么人每天靠运气赚钱？答案：煤气工人

　　Who earns money every day by luck? Answer: Gas workers

　　490、一架飞机坐满了人，从万米高空落下坠毁，为什么却一个伤者也没有？答案：没有伤者，都摔死了

　　A plane filled with people crashed from a height of tens of thousands of meters, but there were not a single injured person? Answer: There were no injured, they all fell to their deaths

　　491、铁放在屋外露天会生锈，那么金子呢？答案：会被偷走

　　Iron will rust when placed outdoors, but what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen

　　492、万兽大王是谁？ 答案： 动物园园长

　　Who is the King of Beasts? Answer: Zoo director

　　493、什么时候最好还是要高高举起你的双手好些？答案：当有人用枪指着你的头的时候

　　When is it better to raise your hands high? Answer: When someone points a gun at your head

　　494、泰山拉着树腾在丛林间穿梭时，为什么要扯着喉咙大叫？答案：他怕不相似的猴子迎面扑过来。

　　Why does Mount Taishan shout at his throat when he shuttles among the jungle with Shuteng? Answer: He is afraid of monkeys that are not similar rushing towards him.

　　495、什么事睁一只眼闭一只眼比较好？ 答案： 射击

　　What is better to turn a blind eye to? Answer: Shooting

　　496、小王是一名优秀士兵，在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？答案：正在瞄准

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. While on duty, why did he turn a blind eye when he saw enemies quietly approaching him? Answer: Targeting

　　497、为什么自由泳比赛中青蛙输给了狗？答案：青蛙用蛙泳犯规

　　Why did the frog lose to the dog in the freestyle swimming competition? Answer: The frog committed a foul with breaststroke

　　498、什么酒不能喝？ 答案：碘酒

　　What kind of alcohol cannot be consumed? Answer: Iodine tincture

　　499、洞里有五只老鼠在开会，一只猫跑进去捉了一只，洞里还有几只？答案：只剩一只，其余四只都吓跑了

　　There are five mice in the cave having a meeting. A cat ran in and caught one. How many are there in the cave? Answer: There was only one left, and the other four scared away

　　500、有半瓶酒，瓶口用软木塞塞住，不准敲碎瓶子，不准拔去木塞，不准在塞子上钻孔，怎样喝到瓶子里的酒？答案：把木塞推进瓶里

　　There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is sealed with a cork. It is not allowed to break the bottle, remove the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can I drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle

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