英文简历中避免出现的话

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英文简历中避免出现的话

英文简历中避免出现的话
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    英文简历中避免出现的话

      “Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.”

      “Qualifications: No education or experience.”

      “I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”

      “My compensation should be at least equal to my age.”

      “Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.”

      “Fired because I fought for lower pay.”

      “Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65”

      “Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.”

      “Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.”

      “Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.”

      打字错误与语法错误:

      “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”

      “Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.”

      “I am a rabid typist.”

      “Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.”

      “After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.”

      “Accounting cleric.”

      “As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.”

      “Suspected to graduate early next year.”

      “Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.”

      “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.”

      “Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.”

      “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”

      “Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.”

      不应有的幽默:

      “Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.”

      “Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.” (Translation: Short-order cook.)

      “But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.”

      “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”

      “My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular.”

      “Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series.”

      “Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.”

      “Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.”

      “Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience.”

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