Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
I Could Do It Slower
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
(1)writernamed Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. Hesaid:" It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'-try to write Wright aright!
(2)Ann sentAndy ten hens and Andy sent Ann ten pens.
〔3〕Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't becanned.
〔4〕Good s could be cooked by a good cook if a good cook could cook goods.
〔5〕Jenny and Jimmy went to Jamaica and Germany in January, but Joan andJohn went to Jordan and Japan in June and July.
〔6〕A cricket critically cricked at a critical cricket match, and sothis cricket quitted the cricket match quickly.
〔7〕Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two bigbrick blocks.
〔8〕There are thirty thousand feathers on that thrush's throat.
〔9〕A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee fortheir life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly saidto the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to fleethrough a flaw in the flue.
〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and putthem in a big paper plate.