Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
二、Five Months Older
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.
But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised. "How old are you?" he said.
"Eighteen, sir," said John.
"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"
"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."
One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."
四、Present for Girlfriend
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。” Be Careful What You Wish For
五、 Wood Fire
One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."
"Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"
六、apoleon Was Ill
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
1、I take this opportunity goes to you my heartfelt blessing: I wish you all the best and every success.
2、I wish your career and life as it phases of the Mid-Autumn Festival,bright bright,festive!
3、Please accept our wishes for you and yours for a happy Mid-autumn day!
4、Wish you and yours a happy holiday on this gathering day.
5、An inter-mining Mingyue for your viewing,weave a cool autumn you covered,as appropriate pieces of glass Moon Palace drunken your heart,and do a blessing Zhong Yuan your dreams.
6、Just off the beautiful Chang E,ushered in the birthday of the motherland.
7、One of the most simple: a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
8、An inter-mining Mingyue for your viewing, weave a cool autumn you covered,as appropriate pieces of glass Moon Palace drunken your heart,and do a blessing Zhong Yuan your dreams.
9、Autumn setting pegged the horizon,a rebel hearts miss Tim;Lonely Chang'e air time dance Antimasque anyone sit back;I Curative days I can form a thousand miles can also Chan.
10、The Mid-Autumn Moon,quietly hung in the window.
11、The traditional festival,we will always be a very traditional kind of desire: a regular flower,Yuan,Chang,who often happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
12、On this mid-autumn festive day,I hope spring breeze caresses you,family care for you,love bathes you,God of wealth favors you,friends follow you,I bless you and the star of fortune shines upon you all the way!
13、Would you like to go and admire the beauty of the moon with me tonight?
14、The most beautiful holiday,you want to send a special blessing.
15、Season's greetings and sincere wishes for a bright and happy Mid-autumn day!
16、Like the moon,you my possession;Into the sweet cakes,blessed with a heart,I hope you live every day like the moon 15 as a success.
17、I please a mosquito looking for the most lovable you,it will tell you I want you,and ask it for me Truth between kindsfold you,as it will for me to send you a lot of red envelopes.I hope I was the first one you wish a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
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19、By Jun associated with the lack of a full moon to share this point of time!
20、On a night,the night you and me,you just gently Road to the sound of my Beauty wish you happy holidays!
21、I wish a happy Mid-Autumn Festival,one more round full moon!
22、You kept me fairly well-off to tomorrow!
23、Sound blessing for me to breeze transmission,whereas caring for the occasional water I placed,although not often rode together,but it always about you.
24、The mid-autumn,particularly to you.
25、The Mid-Autumn Festival,no longer pin,but sent sentence,as a clay: At this point do not hear each other,China is willing to monthly flow Zhao Jun.
26、The long-simmering creativity to the autumn wind,to the interpretation of its Acacia melody;Alice hope to reunite the hearts leap in space,the Moon Palace osmanthus trees to Syria under an eternal theme.