英语小笑话带翻译3篇
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英语小笑话带翻译篇1
a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."
一位医生走进医院的病房,告诉强森先生:“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。”
then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."
强森先生说:“请先告诉我好消息吧!”
so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
医生说:“本院的.医师决定用你的名字,来为一种不治之症命名。”
英语小笑话带翻译篇2
when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘轻推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"
当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”
"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
英语小笑话带翻译篇3
traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?
旅行者:我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?
ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.
售票员:那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。
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