开心鬼放暑假讲英语笑话
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的`当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"
被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"
【开心鬼放暑假讲英语笑话】相关文章：
讲英语笑话大全09-24
爆笑开心英语笑话10-24
开心英语搞笑笑话10-27
开心英语笑话大全爆笑11-20
用英语讲的短小笑话09-27
英语的短笑话怎么讲10-01
英语笑话开心一刻11-05
小学生开心英语笑话10-27
开心一刻英语笑话大全06-29
开心一刻笑话大全英语06-20