搞笑的师生对话（英语带翻译版）
今天给大家分享的是师生英语会话中的笑话集锦,能帮助英语学习爱好者提高自己的英语口语水平,那接下来小编就为大家介绍搞笑的师生对话英语带翻译版。希望对大家有所帮助。
搞笑的师生对话英语带翻译版1
Three days to live 只能再活三天
One day, a professor asked his students: "If you have only three days to live in this world, what will you do?"
Student A: I want to stay with my girl friend.
Student B: I want to go back to see my parents.
Student C: I will try my best to eat some delicious food..
Student D: Professor, I want to attend you lecture.
Hearing this, the professor was no moved. He thought that anyhow there was still a student who wanted to attend his lecture. Just at this moment, he wanted very much to know why the student liked his lecture. So the professor asked: "Can I know the reason?"
"Because when we are in your class, we feel that one day seems a year." Answered student D.
某日，一位教授问学生：“假如你们只剩下三天时间可以活在这个世界上的话，你们将会做些什么?”
学生A：我要和我的女朋友待在一起。
学生B：我要回家看父母。
学生C：我要使劲吃好些东西。
学生D:教授，我想听你讲课。
听到这里教授非常感动。心想，总算有学生愿意听自己的课。此时，英语小故事他很想知道学生喜欢他讲课的'原因。于是，教授问道：“我能知道原因吗?”
“因为我们听教授的课有种度日如年的感觉。”学生D回答。
搞笑的师生对话英语带翻译版2
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
搞笑的师生对话英语带翻译版3
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
搞笑的师生对话英语带翻译版4
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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