18个经典中国式英语的笑话
1.howare you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你?
2.wetwo who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
3.youdon’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4.youhave seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!
5.helloeverybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,gohome!!
有事起奏，没事退朝，回家?
6.youme you me
彼此彼此
7.YouGive Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8.knowis know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
9.WATCHSISTER
表妹
10.dragonborn dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.AmericanChinese not enough
美中不足
12.onecar come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13.heartflower angry open
心花怒放
14.gopast no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15.小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16.Ifyou want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
17.Icall Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18.youhave two down son。
你有两下
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