带翻译的英文笑话故事

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带翻译的英文笑话故事

　　Goldfish金鱼

带翻译的英文笑话故事

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

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　　斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

　　斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

　　Where Am I 我在哪儿

　　An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

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　　一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的`车子里，先生。”

　　Why do you never phone me?你为什么不给我打电话?

　　Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, "There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week." Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, "Geoff, why do you never phone me?" Geoff laughed. "But, Mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone." "No," she answered, "I haven't, but YOU'VE got one!"

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　　我会告诉你这篇没有中文翻译吗。。。

　　Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

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　　父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

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