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一、Englishman
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."
一个英国人
一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的'要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后 他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。 半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：“没什么.只不过是我的房间里起火了。”
二、Compact Cars
I have heard onesad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign"Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "PetSupplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but then he went outside and sawthe sign "Compact Cars" and went to prison for ten years.
错误译文：
我曾听说过一个倒霉的故事，有一个搭车者，走进一家商店，看见Lift标签，想抢一个千斤顶，但千斤顶太重，所以没抢;看见PetSupplies标签，抢了一些宠物用品，不过宠物用品并不值几个钱，所以罪行并不严重;但当他走出商店时，看见CompactCars标签，他又抢了一辆小轿车，所以最后他被警察逮住，坐牢十年。
正确译文：
我曾听说过一个倒霉的故事，有一个搭车者，走进一家商店，看见一个标签上写着“举起来”，可是那个东西太重了;看见一个标签上写着“拍拍商品”，于是就拍了拍，这也没什么;但当他走出商店时，又看见一个标签，上面写着“砸汽车”，结果被判坐牢十年。
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