笑话大全乐翻天 搞怪英语小笑话
new teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的`新老师吗? 妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
in a second
A man goes to church and starts talking to God .He says:God what's a million dollars to you and God says :a penny .Then the man says God what is a million years to you ?and God says the seconds , then the man says :God can I have a penny ?and God says :in a second
一个男人去教堂和上帝对话，他问一百万美元对你来说算什么，上帝说算一便士，男人问上帝那一百年对你来说算什么，上帝说算两天，男人便问呢可否给我一便士，上帝说：请你等两天。
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
"昨天给你的钱干什么了?"
"我给了一个可怜的老太婆，"他回答说。
"你真是个好孩子，"妈妈骄傲地说。"再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?"
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