开心一刻笑话 带翻译的英语笑话
Our head teacher
"Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?" said a boy to a girl.
一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”
"Well, do you know who I am?" inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?”
"No." replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
"I'm the head teacher's daughter", replied the girl.
小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的.傻班主任的女儿。”
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问：“那你知道我是谁吗?”
"No," she uttered.
小女孩说：“不知道。”
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”
The tickets
There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband. He worked in a big office and got his weekly pay every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, he had to give his wife all his money, and his wife gave him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.
One day the small man came home very happily. He hurried into the living room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating apples there.
“You’ll never guess what happened to me today, dear,” he said. He waited for a few seconds and then said again, “I won ten thousand dollars buying the lottery tickets!”
“That’s wonderful!” shouted his wife. Happily. But then she thought for a few seconds and said angrily, “But wait a minute! How could you have enough money to buy the tickets?”
一个高大又肥胖的女人，有一个瘦瘦小小的丈夫。他在一家大公司的上班，每个周五的晚上发工资。他一回到家，就把所有钱交给他妻子，他的妻子只给他每天在公司吃午饭的钱。
一天，这个男人很开心回家了。他匆匆忙忙地走进起居室。他的妻子正在吃着苹果听着收音机。
“你绝对猜不到我今天发生了什么事，亲爱的，”他说。停顿了几秒钟，然后又说，“我买彩票赢了一万美元!“
“那太好了!“他的妻子高兴地说。不过她想了几秒钟后，生气地说，“等一下!你怎么有钱买这张彩票呢?“
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