学生经典英语笑话

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学生经典英语笑话

　　1. the lowest grade

学生经典英语笑话

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give." 最低分

　　学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

　　老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

　　2. Real Play

　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance,one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."

　　逼真的戏剧

　　我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出，并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后，一名学生写道：“这部戏剧是如此逼真，以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上，从电视上看到的。”

　　3.Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口

　　老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?

　　汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

　　4.DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

　　你爸爸帮你了吗?

　　一天，蒂姆的.数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。" ，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?"."不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

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