圣诞节英语笑话

圣诞节英语笑话 2015

　　圣诞节英语笑话 2015一：Nofear

　　Olly: Your feet are sticking out of the bedclothes.

　　Stan: I know.

　　Olly: Well, aren’t they cold?

　　Stan: Frozen.

　　Olly: Why don’t you pull them in, then?

　　Stan: And have those cold things in bed with me? No fear!

　　圣诞节英语笑话 2015二：Watchoutforthemselves

　　Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, "Watch out for worms."

　　"When I eat apples," replied the boy, "the worms have to watch out for themselves.

　　圣诞节英语笑话 2015三：Lifeflashingbeforemyeyes

　　Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I’d ever done came into my mind."

　　Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."

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