有趣的英语笑话

有趣的英语笑话2015

　　有趣的英语笑话2015一：It’spartofthegame

　　Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn’t make a sound.

　　Mary: Of course he doesn’t. Mom, it’s part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I’m you.

　　有趣的英语笑话2015二：Coincidence

　　A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.

　　"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"

　　"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife."

　　"Oh, I’m sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

　　"I did." said the man.

　　有趣的英语笑话2015三：Flower&Rice

　　Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade’s grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"

　　The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."

【有趣的英语笑话】相关文章：

有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译（精选10篇）07-19

经典英语笑话12-28

精选英语笑话04-09

幽默有趣的冷笑话11-10

有趣诙谐的冷笑话10-24

幽默经典有趣的小笑话11-15

愚人英语笑话07-05

有趣爆冷冷笑话06-22

有趣极品爆笑笑话06-23

有趣的汉字笑话故事（精选90则）03-28