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　　英语笑话大全 下载一：

　　Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods.They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food. When he returned, he found the bottle was empty."Hey!" he exclaimed crossly. "Half of that was mine!""I know," said Tommy, "but I was thirsty, and as my half was at the bottom of the bottle I had to drink through yours to get to it."

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　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件?小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯过他的三周岁生日。

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　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? 　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

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