英语笑话大全 爆笑带翻译
英语笑话大全 爆笑带翻译一：
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap(捕鼠器) . The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她："放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。"
这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的.图片放进了夹子。令人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片。
英语笑话大全 爆笑带翻译二：
A senile(高龄的) actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history(病历) : "Amnesia."
一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生，医生问：“您的年龄?”女演员说：“22岁。”于是医生在病历上写道：“丧失记忆。”
英语笑话大全 爆笑带翻译三：
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.If only men would listen.
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪!!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!!”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。
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