高中英语笑话带翻译

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高中英语笑话带翻译

　　高中英语笑话带翻译一：

高中英语笑话带翻译

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

　　几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物，我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”

　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening glove.

　　那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物，“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。

　　高中英语笑话带翻译二：

　　A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

　　After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

　　In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

　　The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we're married."

　　The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

　　"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

　　高中英语笑话带翻译三：

　　This was to be the new blonde(金发女郎)flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as he was preparing the crew for the day's flight, he noticed the new flight attendant(空中服务人员) was missing. Since he knew which hotel room she was staying in he called her to find out what had happened.Crying, she answered the phone and said, "Help, I can't get out of the room!" "What do you mean, you can't get out of the room?" the Captain asked."Well I can only find three doors," she sobbed(啜泣，呜咽) . "One is the bathroom, one is the closet and the other one has a sign on it that says, 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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