英语笑话带翻译短
英语笑话带翻译短一：
Yesterday Charles met his old schoolmate Joe and congratulated him on his recent marriage. When Charles asked about the difference between a fiancee(未婚妻) and a wife, he said, "When she was my fiancee, I saw only a part of her. When she is my wife, I see the whole of her.""So love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener," Charles commented.
英语笑话带翻译短二：
Max sat at the bar totally dejected(沮丧的) . The bartender(酒保) served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?""I'll never understand women." Max said. "The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted.""Wow!" said the bartender. "But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me.""Well," Max went on, "I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me."
英语笑话带翻译短三：
Mother to daughter： “What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?”
“Of cause he is， Mom. He's thrifty， doesn't drink or smoke， has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children.”
母亲问女儿：“你的新男朋友是怎样一个人?他很体面吗?”
“当然很体面，妈妈。他很节俭，不抽烟不喝酒，有一个贤慧的妻子和三个有教养的孩子。”
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