英文笑话简短

英文笑话简短

　　英文笑话简短一：

　　At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff?To save lives. The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? he persisted. It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school, replied the professor.

　　英文笑话简短二：

　　Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at therecitation(背诵，朗诵) , and the doctor, somewhat nettled(刺激，惹恼) , said: Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.Yes, said Landon, he couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.

　　英文笑话简短三：

　　Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was

　　tall and lean(瘦的) . Both of them were humorists.When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is afamine(饥荒) in our country. Yes, said Bernard Shaw, but they must think you are responsible for it.

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