短篇英文笑话

短篇英文笑话

　　短篇英文笑话一：

　　The notorious(声名狼藉的) cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. ″Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open. Push with your foot.″″Why use my elbow and foot?″″Well. Gosh,″ was the reply. ″You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?″

　　短篇英文笑话二：

　　A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "Who is the most obedient(顺从的) , never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?" He inquired.There was silence, and then achorus(合唱，齐声) of voices: "You play with it, Daddy!"

　　短篇英文笑话三：

　　"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?""No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one."

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