英文笑话爆笑
英文笑话爆笑一：
S.O.B. My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried."I don't want another S.O.B. toasting his shins(小腿骨) around my fireplace," he explained.With a sly grin, Mother cracked, "What makes you think I'd marry another S.O.B?"
英文笑话爆笑二：
Gardening Glove For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped(打开) a new pair of gardening glove.
英文笑话爆笑三：
Talking clockWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den(私室，贼窝) . What is the big brass gong(锣) and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!
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