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初中英语小笑话（精选11篇）
在我们平凡无奇的学生时代，是不是经常追着老师要知识点？知识点就是掌握某个问题/知识的学习要点。你知道哪些知识点是真正对我们有帮助的吗？以下是小编精心整理的初中英语小笑话，仅供参考，欢迎大家阅读。
初中英语小笑话 1
Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.
初中英语小笑话 2
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Dont you know you
are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But Ive saved you a meal, haven I?
初中英语小笑话 3
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"Thats terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
初中英语小笑话 4
Billy:“ Mother, Bobby broke a window.”
Mother: “How did he do it?”
Billy: “I threw a rock at him and he ducked.”
比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。
妈妈：他怎么打的?
比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。
生难词：duck v.躲避
初中英语小笑话 5
Teacher: “Tom, why are you late for school every day?”
Tom: “Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.”
老师：“汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?”
汤姆：“我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。”
初中英语小笑话 6
Boy: Hi, didnt we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。
女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。
初中英语小笑话 7
My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔下面有1000个人。
他真是一个大人物。干什么的?
墓地守墓人。
生难词：cemetery n.守墓人
初中英语小笑话 8
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
初中英语小笑话 9
why is he howling.
他为什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i havent even touched your tooth yet.
牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
初中英语小笑话 10
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的复数形式
老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?
汤姆：男人们。
老师：答得好。那‘孩子’的'复数形式呢?
汤姆：双胞胎。
初中英语小笑话 11
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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