圣诞节的英语小笑话
圣诞节的英语小笑话一：
They're BusyOne day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.“ May I speak to your parents? ”“ They're busy. ”“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”“ The police. ”“ Can I speak to them? ”“ They're busy. ”“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”“ The firemen. ”“ Can I speak to them? ”“ They're busy. ”“ So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? ”“ Looking for me. ”
圣诞节的`英语小笑话二：
Bet“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ”“ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him,” he said.“ How? ”“ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet that's a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”“ What happened ? ” asked the father.“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”“ No, it won't,” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”
圣诞节的英语小笑话三：
I Need Your FootballGeorge knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”
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