英语幽默笑话小短文

英语幽默笑话小短文

　　英语幽默笑话小短文一：

　　SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　英语幽默笑话小短文二：

　　ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger. "What words do you know?" "Your purse or your life!"

　　英语幽默笑话小短文三：

　　DON'T BE SELFISH A mother is admonishing her son. ----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. ----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.

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