初中生英语幽默故事

初中生英语幽默故事

　　初中生英语幽默故事一：

　　I'm Glad A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.“Now，children，” said she，“has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?” “Please，teacher，”said a small boy，“I've made someone glad yesterday.” “Well done.Who was that?” “My granny.” “Good boy.Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.” “Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny，I'm going home，’and she said，‘Well，I'm glad’!”

　　初中生英语幽默故事二：

　　LimerickThere was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger

　　初中生英语幽默故事三：

　　Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington.Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor.The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius.Clark declared that if the Englishman were to ask any Washington street urchin any question，the urchin would make anaptreply.They sallied forth. “What time is it，Bub?They tell me you can tell time by your nose，”said the visitor to the first newsboy they met. “Ask your own，mister，mine ain't run nin’，”was the reply.

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