经典搞笑英语笑话

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经典搞笑英语笑话

　　经典搞笑英语笑话一：

经典搞笑英语笑话

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.

　　经典搞笑英语笑话二：

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　经典搞笑英语笑话三：

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺爱，宠爱) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?""Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

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