无敌爆笑英语笑话

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无敌爆笑英语笑话

  无敌爆笑英语笑话一:

无敌爆笑英语笑话

  Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?

  Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?" Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Yes, you can go." She phoned Paul's mother to tell her. Before Peter went to the party on Saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, "Now, Peter, don't forget to be polite. Don't ask for food. Wait until someone gives it to you." "All right, Mom," Peter answered, and he went to Paul's house on his bicycle.

  There were a lot of children at the party. They played together for an hour, and then Paul's mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give Peter any. He waited politely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, "Does anyone want a nice clean plate?"

  无敌爆笑英语笑话二:

  Dinner's ready

  My cooking has always been the target of family jokes.

  One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off.

  Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm.

  Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them. I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands.

  Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound. It's the smoke detector, they replied in unison.

  Do you know what that sound means? I demanded. Sure, my oldest replied. Dinner's ready.

  无敌爆笑英语笑话三:

  So hospitable the boy is

  The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.

  The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

  The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny.

  Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

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