英语笑话翻译20字
1.
I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只鸡 Psychiatrist: What's your problem
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?
病人：我认为我是一只鸡。
精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的'? 病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。
2.
The Revenge 欺骗的代价
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why " Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” 妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。” 妻子：“为什么?” 约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”
3.
Goldfish金鱼
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们? 斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办? 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!
4.
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
5.
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father "
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
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