浅显易懂的英语笑话

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浅显易懂的英语笑话

　　1、The Fish Net

浅显易懂的英语笑话

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　鱼网

　　你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

　　把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。小女孩回答道。

　　2、The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老师

　　9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。

　　乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

　　妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

　　3、Not really 事实并非如此

　　A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner.

　　Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby1 who'd seen everything remarked："That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did."

　　"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."

　　一个盲人领着一只导盲犬站在十字路口处等着过马路。就在这个时候，导盲犬把腿一抬，开始往主人身上撒尿。

　　这个盲人十分平静地从口袋里拿出了一块饼干给狗吃。一个过路人刚好看到了这一切，很不解地说：“你的`脾气真好，尤其是那只狗都做了这样的事情，你还给它饼干吃。”

　　“事实并非如此。”盲人回答说，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪里，这样一来，我就可以踢它的屁股了。”

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