小学四年级英语笑话

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小学四年级英语笑话

  1.

小学四年级英语笑话

  A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.

  Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.

  That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.

  一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。来,坐下,吃点点心,妈妈说,你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。

  一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。

  你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,他那聪明的儿子说,里面装点东西,就会好的。

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  I've Just Bitten My Tongue

  "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

  "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

  "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

  Notes:

  (1) poisonous adj.有毒的

  (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

  我刚咬破自己的`舌头

  “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

  “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”

  “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

  3.

  How much English can you speak?

  "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

  be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his

  way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

  The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

  The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

  "法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。

  而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"

  法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"

  被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"

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