小学英语笑话短文
God Save The King !
The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.”
When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King”
physician
majesty
“愿上帝保佑国王”
医学院院长，著名的史密斯博士被任命为国王的私人医生。于是，他自豪地在他任教的班里的教室里的黑板上写下如下通知:“史密斯教授通知他的学生，他已荣任国王陛下的`医生。”
当他下午回到教室的时候，发现他的通知下面又加了一行字:“愿上帝保佑国王!
n.[C)医师;内科医生
n.[U)雄伟，壮丽;庄严;(帝王的)威严;尊严;权威;君权[C](大写)陛下
A Man of Actions
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!”
A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “How should we support him and learn from him!” said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er•••he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening!”
一个言出必行的人
一群学生聚在牛津的校园里，一个年轻人情绪激动地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那个家伙不收回他今早 对我说的话，我今晚就离开牛津。”
下面一片喧哗。“真是个言出必行的人。”一个人艳羡地说。另一个说：“我们要支持他、学习他。”
突然，一个女孩问道：“那家伙对你说什么了，霍波?”
他弯下腰小声说：“哦，呃…呃…，罗斯小姐，呃…他说要我今晚从牛津滚出去。
The Swimmer
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed.
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.
"No，sir，"answered Johnny，"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
游泳者
老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。
老师问道:“你不相信一个游泳很好的人可以做到这个?”
约翰尼回答说:“不是，老师，但我不明白他为什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那边。”
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