几则有趣英语笑话

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　　刀和鼓 Knife and Drum

　　Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

　　Pa: Why not?

　　Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

　　妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。

　　爸：为什么?

　　妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。

　　A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

　　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

　　你认识他吗 Did You Know Him

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。

　　当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?

　　有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。

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