搞笑英文小笑话

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搞笑英文小笑话

　　英文小笑话

搞笑英文小笑话

　　Big Head

　　"All the kids make fun of me ”the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where is the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one-----use your hat."

　　大脑袋

　　“所有孩子都拿我开玩笑”，小男孩哭着和妈妈说：“他们说我脑袋大”

　　“别听他们的，”母亲安慰道：“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

　　“购物袋在哪儿?”

　　“我没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

　　02class

　　The mean man's party

　　The notorious(声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小气鬼)finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部，扶手). When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　吝啬鬼请客

　　一个出了名的`小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

　　“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

　　“天哪!”小气鬼说，“难道你还能空着手来吗?能吗?”

　　英语笑话四则

　　NO.1

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”

　　NO.2

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

　　把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。小女孩回答道。

　　NO.3

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。

　　乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。