小兔子英语笑话

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小兔子英语笑话

  A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

小兔子英语笑话

  一位女士打开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它:“你在那里做什么?”

  The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

  兔子回答:“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse,西屋电气公司)

  The lady confirmed, "Yes."

  女士确认道:“没错。”

  "Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

  兔子说:“那就对了,我就是要往西边去。”

  Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

  兔子:你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?

  Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

  医生:当然咯,凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。

  Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

  兔宝宝:妈咪,我是从哪儿来的呢?

  Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

  兔妈妈:等你长大点再告诉你。

  Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

  兔宝宝:噢妈咪,现在就告诉我吧,求您了。

  Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

  兔妈妈:如果你一定要知道,那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。

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