爆笑的英语笑话
英语笑话之一
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;
而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。
英语笑话之二
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back.
Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however,she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?
更多相关内容请看:
关于英语的笑话
小兔子英语笑话
关于论文的英语笑话
【爆笑的英语笑话】相关文章:
精选经典爆笑英语笑话03-30
糗事爆笑英语笑话04-04
儿童爆笑英语笑话04-04
爆笑英语笑话集04-04
5则爆笑英语笑话精选12-05
精选爆笑英语笑话2则11-29
超级爆笑英语笑话03-28
爆笑英语笑话2则03-18
诙谐爆笑英语笑话03-30