又短又好笑的英语笑话

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又短又好笑的英语笑话

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又短又好笑的英语笑话

　　又短又好笑的英语笑话一：The cowboy without a horse

　　A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

　　He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

　　No one answered.

　　"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"

　　Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

　　He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and starte.

　　又短又好笑的英语笑话二：How To Deal with a Doberman

　　A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, 'Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?'

　　A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, 'It's my dog. Why?'

　　'Well,' squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, 'I believe my dog just killed it, sir.'

　　'What?' roared the big man in disbelief. 'What in the hell kind of dog do you have?'

　　'Sir,' answered the little man, 'It's a four week old puppy.'

　　'Bull!' roared the biker, 'How could your puppy kill my Doberman?'

　　'It appears that he choked on it, sir.'

　　又短又好笑的英语笑话三：Who is Stupid?

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　中文：

　　一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

　　小约翰尼站了起来。

　　“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

　　“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

　　又短又好笑的英语笑话四：I knew I could count on you!

　　Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage."

　　"We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

　　"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

　　中文：

　　史密斯去找他的'老板。“老板，我们家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子让我修阁楼和车库。”

　　“可我们很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”

　　“谢谢，老板。”史密斯说，“我就知道你会帮我。”

　　又短又好笑的英语笑话五：Dog in heat

　　A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."

　　The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."

　　Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.

　　Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"

　　The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."

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