短英语笑话
总所周知，笑话是一种缓和气氛的好办法。小编在这里给大家分享短英语笑话，走过路过不要错过啦!
短英语笑话一：
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
短英语笑话二：How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"
当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”
短英语笑话三：一只青蛙的真命天女
The Girl in A Frog’s Life
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him， "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who willwant to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "In biology class."
【中文译文】
一只青蛙的真名天女
一只孤单的青蛙致电占卜热线询问他的未来会怎么样。
他的私人巫师顾问告诉他：“你会遇到一个想了解有关你的.一切的美丽年轻的女孩。”
青蛙很激动，说：“那太好了!我会在派对上和她邂逅吗?”青蛙呱呱地叫。
“不，”巫师说，“是在生物课上。”
短英语笑话四：A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
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