简单英语小笑话爆笑

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简单英语小笑话大全爆笑

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简单英语小笑话大全爆笑

　　简单英语小笑话大全爆笑一：News Alert

　　Recently we received credible intelligence that there have been six suspected terrorists working out of your office.

　　Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.

　　At this time, no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.

　　We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

　　简单英语小笑话大全爆笑二：Quickie Quotes

　　Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

　　Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

　　To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

　　An escalator never breaks . . . it only becomes stairs

　　简单英语小笑话大全爆笑三：KIss

　　One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little

　　boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his

　　mouth and asked,

　　"Do you know what it is?"

　　"No, I don't," said the little boy.

　　"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom

　　before he goes to work."

　　That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

　　"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!"

　　简单英语小笑话大全爆笑四：Mail

　　A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid new computer keeps saying, "You've Got Mail."

　　简单英语小笑话大全爆笑五：Eggs

　　One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down. A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, "The only bed I have that you can sleep in is with my daughter, but if I catch you fooling around with her I'll shoot you". "To make sure that you don't I'm going to put some eggs between both of you and if they are broken in the morning then you are going to die".

　　So the guy agreed. In the middle of the night the girl wanted to get it on so they did. In the middle of the skirmish they broke all of the eggs. The guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned up the mess and glued the egg shells back together.

　　In the morning the farmer came into his daughter's room and found that all of the eggs were still intact. The farmer was so happy that he invited the guy to have breakfast with him. So he gathered up all of the eggs and took them to the kitchen. He cracked the first one open and nothing was inside it. He cracked the second one and still nothing and so on.

　　When he found out that all of them had nothing in them he grabbed his shotgun and ran outside. He opened the chicken shed door and yelled out "ALLRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ROOSTERS HAS BEEN USING CONDOMS?!?"

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